Jeranism and Hoaxteaders: A match made in heaven

By now you’ll have heard of Jeranism, winner of the First Annual Hoaxteaders Vogon Poetry Award, and author of a truly awful video that claims to ‘recap’ the entire Hoaxtead story.

Of course, if there’s a steaming pile of crap in the vicinity, you can rely on the Hoaxtead hawkers to gather round for a sniff, and sure enough….

Here comes Dicky Rearman, who has apparently stopped even bothering to pretend to be Ricky Dearman:

Followed by Nemesis Green, another of Abe’s socks, dropping by to add an incoherent and deranged plug for hemp…now there’s a shocker!And oh, look, it’s Neil Badger-man British Republican Whatsis, wandering past shouting about…well, we’re not sure what, exactly, but he’s VERY VERY LOUD:

Araya just has to make an appearance, spouting her usual gibberish:

Of course, no Hoaxteader party would be complete without a visit from Angela Power-Disney, who puts in a vote for her own YouTube channel before offering up one of her trademark random lectures about Jesus and God and angels and shit:

Sure, Angie.

I hate to break this to you, but a) that’s not Ricky, and b) unlike those who oppose the Hampstead hoax (i.e. pretty much every sane person who hears about it), those who keep promoting it are digging themselves into deeper and deeper holes. Just ask Sabine and Neelu, for starters. Oh, and Abe and Ella, who can’t come home for fear of being arrested.

One good thing about seeing all these Hoaxtead witch-finders in the same place, though: it’s a 100% sure sign that Jeranism’s video is a piece of shit. As if that needed confirming.