Is Hoaxtead taking the day off?

Well, we never thought we’d hear ourselves say this, but…there’s just not a lot going on in Hoaxtead-land right now. We’ve made the rounds of all our favourite Hoaxtead mobsters’ regular hangouts, and everyone seems to be either asleep, posting pictures of chemtrails, or off on holiday. Perhaps there’s a Sooper Seekrit Hoaxtead Conference™ going…