HR has received a visit from Araya. And he’s not happy with us, hehe 😄
To be honest, I couldn’t be bothered to read it all (and to be honest, the poor spelling does render it somewhat inaccessible). But basically, it’s another one of her angry meltdowns, riddled with the usual megalomania, unsubstantiated slander and anti-Semitic rants (Charlotte would be proud, LOL).
Oh and she also makes an assertion that regularly quaffing her own menstrual blood has made her look half her age. We’ll…ahem…let you be the judge of that:
Er…moving on…I was just going to say that even if her syntax were perfect, this drug-addled fruitcake still wouldn’t make much sense. Still , if you can figure out what the feck she’s banging on about, good luck to you. Enjoy…
Wow, you made it to the end! Good for you. Your prize is a date with Araya. Good luck with that 😉
By the way, please let us know if you found anything important in there, like the meaning of life or the secrets of the universe. We won’t hold our breath.
Meanwhile, here are a few nice tunes for Araya to enjoy whilst working through her anger issues: