Angela implicates herself even deeper

We believe it was dear old Mark Twain who said, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt”. In a similar vein, we remember seeing a t-shirt which read, “When swimming in deep water, one should remember to keep one’s mouth shut”. It’s wise counsel, especially…

Hey Sarah: Harassment isn’t cool. Here’s why

Let’s have a little talk about harassment. It seems that some of the Hoaxtead mobsters and their friends are a bit confused on the subject, and we think we’re in a good position to help them understand it a bit better. Yesterday, Angela Power-Disney’s latest friend, Sarah Hemingway, posted a collection of screenshots from Hoaxtead Research,…

Neelu to face charges of benefits fraud today

Neelu Berry announced yesterday that she will be facing six charges of benefits fraud at Snaresbrook Crown Court this morning. Okay, she didn’t actually say that. She said: If people are near Snaresbrook Crown Court on Tuesday 10th July 2018 there will be a No Jurisdiction Trial  in the case of State V Neelu Berry…

Belinda just can’t leave Facebook

Those of our readers who are old enough to remember the Godfather films might recall Michael Corleone, at the beginning of Godfather III, bemoaning his inability to leave the mob: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!” That’s the situation in which Belinda McKenzie currently finds herself. As we said yesterday,…

Is Belinda planning a kangaroo court?

Belinda has been doing a lot of gloating and gleeful rubbing of hands over the past couple of weeks, and we suspect we might know why. About a week and a half ago, she began making references to a “very secret conclave” she’d attended: Have been at a very secret conclave all day today (19…

How not to make death threats

Here’s an important tip for those out there whose preferred method of communication is the death/dismemberment threat: don’t. But if you really feel you must, when writing to your intended victims it’s generally best not to cc the police into the incriminating emails. You see, the law doesn’t think highly of death threats (or threats…