Number Crunching with the Fruitloops

It seems those clever people over the Hoaxtead fence would like to put us right on a few statistics and school us in the art of advanced mathematics. Buckle up…

“80 people own roughly one half of global wealth”

“In America there are 45 million people – families – living in their cars, with 19 million children. There are another 25 million who are just homeless on the streets”

“Well, I think that there are probably about 56 people in America who are homeless”

“The report I read said it was estimated that 60 million people are homeless in America. I mean I can’t find the report, coz I don’t just get these things out of thin air.”

“Dunblane 20 years ago today” [Posted on the 21st anniversary]

“Supposedly Rigby was struck at 2:20 exactly. The shop’s CCTV said 1:26, so it was an hour and 6 minutes out”

ADVANCED MATHEMATICS WITH PROFESSOR SPIVEY

“75,000 people going missing in the UK every year”

“I skim read most of it and then decided to post it immediately…I’m still in the learning process and not very good with numbers. My eyes just glaze over with maths etc. I see some of the patterns but even if I don’t understand it fully, I realise that it’s the truth and choose to share so others can benefit from it etc”

“I’ve been involved in the Hampstead case since February 2014”

“Ella is 110% innocent”

“I met George Michael in the 1970s and asked him for his autograph”

“My [WordPress] blog costs £300 a month to run”

“Actual gold in Indonesia Swissindo is 7 million tons or 7 billion kg”

“My Irish twin, 11 months older than me”

“So there’s over 400 adults and they’re all wearing 20 skulls each. Can you do the maths? That’s over 800 skulls.”

“There have been many signs pointing to the total destruction of New York and the start of WW3. I hope and pray that nothing happens on New Year’s Eve. Seems as though the elite are ramping up their plans just like the Bible prophecies. If at any time they are going to pull off something massive, this would be the event. Millions stuck downtown with nowhere to go and billions watching on TV.”

“Out of a hundred and thousand evacuees”

“At one point I had over 3,000 Facebook friends. I got rid of a thousand of them and now I have just 638”

“I note 7 likes and 3 shares but it’s still showing 268 views, so YouTube is rigging statistics”

“He was arrested with 137 child porn images and thousands of them were A-rated”

“This is literally 1984”

“BLOCK all with IQ below -297 or lower”

“Do you have any idea how many patients Dr. Janov has treated and continued to treat from the mid 60’s to now, 2018, 58 years later?”

“14 years ago, whatever year that was”

“Our public servants are on £200,000 a year. That’s £2,000 a week!”

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See also: THE HOAXTEAD BOOK OF FRUITCAKE QUOTES

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