What’s Abe been up to lately?

It’s been some time since we checked in on the malevolent midget of Morocco, but last night we noticed he’d posted a YouTube premiere, if you please, titled “#EndocannabinoidSystem“. Scrolling through (because really, who has time to watch this drivel?) it was pretty clearly another advert for cannabis, Abraham Christie’s drug of choice, which he…

Ella Draper pleads not guilty

Ella Gareeva Draper, who was arrested in Gibraltar “following investigations” on 26 May, has now pleaded not guilty to three charges of drug trafficking. According to GBC, Draper has been charged with attempting to export three packages of cannabis resin, with a total weight of more than 3.5 kilograms. GBC reports that Draper “was stopped…

BREAKING: ELLA DRAPER ARRESTED

According to a bulletin from the Government of Gibraltar, a woman named Ella Draper, “a UK resident currently living in Spain”, was arrested on 26 May 2021 for possession of cannabis resin. A 48-year-old woman was remanded in custody yesterday after she was arrested by HM Customs for possession of cannabis resin related to two…

‘New’ video from Abe & Ella

When we learned that John “Butlincat” Graham had put up a new video featuring that greasy scum-sucking little weasel Abraham Christie pontificating about the magical mystical super-drug adrenochrome, we really weren’t expecting much. And for the first couple of minutes (of a nearly six-minute-long video) we were not disappointed. And then, things suddenly got more…

Kane Slater is back. Let’s do something about that.

Hey, who remembers Kane Slater, Kristie Sue Costa’s weedy little paedophile pal (alleged) from Toronto (well, Etobicoke really, but let’s not split hairs) whose “Hampstead Cover-up” Facebook page looks like this to those of us in the UK:Out of sight, out of mind, right? However, it seems that while we were blissfully ignoring him, Slater…

Have Abe and Ella split up?

Readers may recall Abraham Christie’s abortive attempt to start up a Twitter account in September. Tweeting the usual gibberish as @papahemp2, and using a hilariously awful photo of himself clad in traditional Bedouin garb, sitting in front of a symbol representing Bedouin pride, he was gazing intently at the pages of an out-of-date first-year-uni text…

Wesley’s big Spanish adventure

Last time we heard from Wesley Hall, he was broadcasting from the back of a police van, en route to be questioned by the Metropolitan Police. He’d been apprehended on his way out of the UK, bound for Spain with a load of camera equipment, and claiming he’d been hired to “do a job” in…