Oh, huzzah—one of our readers pointed out to us yesterday that there’s a brand new Hoaxateer on the horizon, and guess what? He’s friends with “The Earth is too flat and if you deny it I’ll stamp my feet until you agree with me”…er, we mean Jeranism.
Nathan Stolpman, a conspiraloon from California with a major hate on for David Seaman (but then who hasn’t got one of those?), broadcasts his YouTube livestream “Beyond the Veil” from his palatial studio in his father’s garage. In yesterday’s edition, he and Jeranism held a long (reeeeeeally long) pseudo-scientific chat about how Jeranism is smarter than any scientist, and the Earth is totally flat because we can’t feel it move, and no one has ever proven that space exists, and other things that made us want to tear out what’s left of our hair…but that was just the warm-up act.
At about 37 minutes, they started talking about the Hampstead SRA hoax. Jeranism’s killer argument, which proves that Abe and Ella must be telling the truth: Because this hoax is so completely over-the-top wackadoo insane…it must perforce be true.
Er…sure. Whatever you say, dood.
Highlights include Jeranism defending Abraham Christie’s abuse of the children: “I confess that if my son admitted to wiping my toothbrush on the rim of the open toilet, I don’t think I could not hit him”…and yes, apparently Jeranism is a father. Yes, just pause and allow that thought to sink in for a moment. (This also implies that at least once in his life, Jeranism has…done it. With someone else, we mean. The horror, the horror!)
Are you finished digesting that thought?
Good, because here’s the best part of this moronic extravaganza: starting at about 49:20, Nathan (who we’re absolutely sure has never been on drugs) uses the illegally released police interview video with the little girl to prove his hypothesis that (get ready) (no, really, we mean take a deep breath and prepare yourself) RD’S CHILDREN ARE ACTUALLY REPTILES.
Yes. He says this.
And Jeranism, bless his pointy little head, agrees. (Well, fair’s fair: Nathan agreed with him that Jeranism is smarter than renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. They seem to have some sort of reciprocal “you believe my utter shite, I’ll believe yours” pact in place.)
Nathan also uses his astonishing observational skillz to point out that during RD’s Victoria Derbyshire interview, many camera angles were used. And there was quite a lot of editing. This, of course, proves that something was very, very fishy about that interview. Camera angles + lots of edits = surefire child-raping baby-eater. Apparently.
Nathan, who we are certain enjoys very healthy and positive relationships with members of the opposite sex, also claims that because Victoria D. reached over and touched RD’s leg sympathetically, she probably also jumped him right after the show. (We’re such innocent dupes, we just thought she was being kind. More fool us, it would seem.)
Nathan claims that he’s going to “bring RD down”, mounting yet another harassment campaign against him and the people of Hampstead. Looks like there’s another conspiranoid YouTuber whose videos will need reporting. Oh bliss, oh joy.