Archer met the law and the law won

Yet another Jeanette Archer public protest event has failed to live up to its hype. Was it really only 10 days ago that Archer announced to her cult members followers that she would be leading them on a completely unprecedented, unspecified, but super-exciting direct action? In a video posted to her Facebook group on 9…

Archer’s march: The day in pictures

Saturday’s march to end “satnic abuse” was certainly the stuff of song and story, but perhaps not quite in the way organisers Jeanette Archer and Lydia “NOT LUAU” Lowe originally envisioned. For starters, two of the star attractions—Vicky Ash and Samantha Baldwin—suddenly remembered that they had to wash their hair that day. This left Archer…

Trouble in Archer-land

It’s premature to claim that Jeanette Archer’s attempted SRA cash-grab has completely collapsed, but I think it’s fair to say there’ve been multiple signs that it’s not at all well. For starters, Archer’s GoFundMe campaign seems to have topped out at £1,765 about three weeks ago. Granted, this amount surpassed the original target of £1,500,…

Oh, those devilish details!

Jeanette Archer has a problem, and it’s a rather large one. Until fairly recently, she had been doing pretty well: lionised by Jon Wedger and Shaun Attwood last year; shot into the public eye with her support of Wilfred Wong and friends, who stand accused of conspiracy to kidnap a child; and all the while,…

Security theatre

One bit of fallout from Jeanette Archer’s stunning performance in front of 10 Downing St. on Saturday was a lively conversation about the identity of the bearded man in a grey sweatshirt who strode along behind Archer during the march. He looked like a bodyguard, he acted like a bodyguard…but nobody seemed to know who…

Jeanette Archer & QAnon: A match made in heaven

According to a reporter who once interviewed notorious American illegal withdrawals specialist Willie Sutton, when asked why he robbed banks, Sutton offhandedly replied, “Because that’s where the money is”. On the same note, the big-tent conspiracy theory QAnon has attracted any number of false Satanic ritual abuse claimants, presumably on the basis that that’s where…

Jeanette Archer can’t keep her stories straight

What’s that old saw we’ve all heard about a million times now? “You only attract enemy fire when you’re over the target”, is it? If that’s the case, it looks as though Shellie Mote’s video featuring Jeanette Archer’s phone message to Niki Cooper wasn’t just over the target, it scored a bulls-eye. Yesterday, in a…

Send in the clowns

With his erstwhile friend John Paterson having pleaded guilty and now facing sentencing on two counts of stalking and one of malicious communications, Andy Devine is still flailing away, posting his bizarre screeds on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn…basically anywhere that’ll have him. In a Facebook offering last week, Devine wrote (IN ALL CAPS WITH HAPHAZARD PUNCTUATION…

Aiding and abetting

Oh dearie, dearie me. Kaley Einav seems unhappy with me. On her latest video (well, “latest” as of this writing, she seems to pop them out with alarming regularity), Einav says: Some tw@t has alerted me to the fact that some tw@t has given tw@ts on Hoaxtead, and like d’you know what, and at the…

Hypocrisy writ large

The other day, I wrote that Angela Power-Disney had attempted to submit an unsolicited “character reference” to the court in the days leading up to John Paterson’s trial. I pointed out the hilarious awfulness of it, but what I didn’t mention is the utter blinding hypocrisy of Angela’s claim that Paterson must be innocent. Consider…