Weaselly Hall outsmarts himself…again

A strange, sometimes disconcerting, and often amusing habit of Hoaxtead mobsters is their tendency to outsmart themselves. Shoot themselves in the foot. Hoist themselves, messily but with maximum moaning, with their own petards. What can we say? It’s a gift. The latest comes from Weaselly Hall, the “violent yob” whose various scams have made him…

Paterson’s annual death threat extravaganza

If it’s November, it must be time for our annual barrage of semi-literate mouth-frothing death threats from our favourite professional anti-Semite—the walking, talking putz with the giant schnozz and ego to match, the one and only John Alexander Paterson. Some readers might recall last year’s round of death threats from the Honker that Bored; this…