Most of our readers will be familiar with the charming and erudite Alan Alanson (aka Alan Boyes), who periodically graces this blog with witty comments such as this: Yes, a real thigh-slapper, and it seems he’s got a million of ’em.
We’ve grown accustomed to his incessant whinging about his arrest, which occurred last year at about this time:
Every few weeks Mr Alanson seems to be overcome with the need to test the limits of his bail conditions.
Like a smirking schoolboy determined to do the one thing his parents have warned him not to do, he’ll post sophisticated ripostes such as “HampsteadHampsteadHampsteadHampsteadHampstead” on his Facebook wall, as though he thinks this will in some way offend us. He’s the Bart Simpson of the Hoaxtead crew, minus the skateboard and the likeability factor.
So it came as small surprise to us a couple of days ago when we found that Mr Alanson had breached his bail conditions in a rather more serious way.
This time, it revolved around Kristie Sue Costa’s posting of a video of RD’s children, which she claimed Maria MacMahon had asked her to do upon her death, “in lieu of flowers”:She shared the post with Alan, who specifically asked her to “please post this on my wall mate” so that his friends and followers could see it in their newsfeeds:Thus, Alan was essentially requesting that Kristie Sue assist him in violating his bail conditions, which specify quite clearly:
- DO NOT POST ANYTHING ON LINE IN RELATION TO CHILD ABUSE
- DO NOT POST ANYTHING ON LINE IN RELATION TO SATANIC ABUSE OR CANABALISM (sic)
- DO NOT POST ANYTHING ON LINE IN RELATION TO ANY PARENT OR FORMER PARENT OF ANY PUPIL, WHO IS KNOWN TO HAVE ATTENDED CHRISTCHURCH SCHOOL, HAMPSTEAD, LONDON
So congrats, Kristie Sue: if Alan winds up back in the slammer, we’re sure it’ll be a great comfort to you to know that you had a hand in it.
Matt Taylor charged with malicious communication
Meanwhile, down in Brighton, it seems that Matt Taylor has been arrested…again. Alert readers will recall that he was arrested over the summer, by his own admission for possession of child sex abuse images, as well as stalking and harassment.
This time, we gather he has been charged with malicious communication in relation to publishing an illegal video about RD:
Unusually for Matt, he managed not to further incriminate himself this time. We’ll be keeping an eye on this case, and will report further developments.