There is no honour among Hoaxtead pushers

There’s a power vacuum in Hoaxtead land. With Belinda’s two most faithful minions now at the mercy of restraining orders, and thus hobbled in their usual jobs of promoting the hoax, and Belinda herself still treading carefully to avoid violating her own gagging order from last summer, the usual power dynamics have been overturned.

Where once Belinda quietly but firmly directed Hoaxtead from her throne in leafy Highgate, she is now reduced to writing blog posts that only allude obliquely to her usual favourite topics—child snatching, Satanism, and imaginary cults in Hampstead. Sabine and Neelu, for their part, are attempting to test the limits of their restraining orders…we shall see how that plays out over the next days and weeks.

Meanwhile, though, as contender for the Hoaxtead crown, Angela Fag-Ash Disney has no such constraints.

She’s been pumping out Facebook posts and videos like they’re going out of style. She’s even started gathering her own court of stalwarts from among the hard-of-thinking — Jake ‘ToyBoy’ Clarke and Rupert ‘Droopy’ Quaintance spring to mind, but we’ve noticed her currying favour with former Sabine loyalists like Tim Veater, as well.

Word has it that a few months ago Belinda and Angie had a knock-down, drag-out fight, with the result that they haven’t been on speaking terms for some time now. In fact, we’ve heard that Angie refuses to even mention Belinda’s name. Must have been some battle!

Those of us who were puzzled that Angie would make videos in which Sabine revealed far too much of her legal strategy, and then release them publicly whilst pretending that they were intended for a private audience, might have found our answer: she really was deliberately throwing Belinda’s first lieutenant under the bus.

In her quest to wrest Hoaxtead from her rival, Angela has even received the blessings of one of the earliest Hoaxtead pushers, Mel Ve Spencer, who together with Eilish De Avalon, the busty cop-dragging witch of Geelong, has offered her her very own radio show on the ‘Conscious Consumer Network’ YouTube channel.

Granted, Angela’s Ca$he$ is about as interesting as watching paint dry, and we don’t even like to whisper the phrase ‘production values’ in the same sentence as ‘CCN’, but for Angie, this is the big break she’s been looking for.

As Queen of the Hoaxtead Goons, she’ll be perfectly placed to install a working ‘Donate Now!’ button, to collect money to fight the imaginary cult. More important, though: if she plays her cards just right, she’ll soon occupy Belinda’s not-yet-cold throne. The very thing for an aging narcissistic charity scammer!

McKenzies Devils have put together a video that we think illustrates how Mel Ve and Alfred Lambremont Webre shoved their former friend and ally Kevin Annett out of the way in their quest to ‘own’ Hoaxtead from the outset. (Those who might have wondered why Annett, formerly a huge fan of SRA hoaxes, suddenly began disavowing SRA altogether in mid-2015—here’s your answer. That territory was now in the hands of his enemies.)

And now, it seems, they propose to elevate Angie to supplant Belinda.

One thing you can say about the Hoaxtead mob: they always operate true to form. And when it comes to their favourite sport of back-stabbing, they’re Olympic-class contenders.