Last we heard, Q*Bert had landed in Horley, ready to take on the arduous task of hanging about in Hampstead’s pubs getting pissed and trying to get unsuspecting residents to ‘squeal’ about their non-existent cult.
Turns out we were wrong—whether by intentional misdirection or otherwise. In fact, Q*Bert was last seen boarding a Ryanair flight en route to Rome, financed no doubt by the princely $130 he raised on his GoFundMe site. Just as well, as we hear the UKBA are preparing a list of questions for him, should he decide to make good on his promise to return to the UK.
Anyhoo…what’s Q*Bert doing in Roma, besides attempting to live la dolce vita on $130?
Why, he’s going to join his good buddy Kevin Galalae in persuading Pope Francis to lift the Roman Catholic Church’s sanctions against birth control.
You see, the plan is that when contraceptives are permitted by the Church, the Powers-that-be will feel free to stop committing genocide via chemtrails, vaccines, and Justin Bieber albums. We think.
Here’s a glimpse at Kevin Gaga-Land’s Grand Plan for World Transformation:
So basically, Q*Bert is going to film his two friends as they starve themselves to death. We wonder how the police will see that, especially if Q*Bert is the sole survivor.
Oh, but true to his word, Q*Bert has already produced a video about this amazing venture:
Are we the only people who are reminded of Kevin Annett’s infamous Roman Holiday here? The one where he convicted and deposed the Pope?
That one worked like a charm, and we’re sure Q*Bert and Kevin Lala-Land’s will be just as effective.
Meanwhile, that’s Q*Bert out of our hair for a while, at least.