We know you’re all champing at the bit to know what’s up with Rupert Quaintance these days, right? Well never mind, we’ll tell you anyway.
It’s been a while since we checked up on Rupert, the hot-headed American who was going to come to Hampstead, kick down doors, and start knocking heads together and taking names. Until he got arrested in mid-September, that is…at which point he suddenly changed his tune.
What a difference a month makes! Was it really only a few weeks ago that Rupert was bragging about having shown up outside Christ Church Primary School one morning, and claiming that people with connections to the fictional cult were just about to “spill their guts” to him?
Just when we were beginning to think it was safe to go back on YouTube, we discover that Angela Fag-Ash Disney has put up another of her rambling, self-indulgent videos. Oh bliss, oh joy.
Yesterday started off slow on the Hoaxtead front: not much going on, and we were toying with the idea of a story about Araya Soma’s latest advice on novel ways to use one’s own urine. But then we heard that Angela Fag-Ash Disney had finally published her account of where that missing Kenya Project money…
Last we heard, Q*Bert had landed in Horley, ready to take on the arduous task of hanging about in Hampstead’s pubs getting pissed and trying to get unsuspecting residents to ‘squeal’ about their non-existent cult. Turns out we were wrong—whether by intentional misdirection or otherwise.
Thanks to the commenter who pointed out that according to Rupert Quaintance’s Facebook page, he is currently in Horley.