Rupert 2016-07-31

The Rupert Files: Girls, girls, girls!

Rumour has it that Rupert is currently either en route to or actually in London. His friend and avid admirer Kevin BeansForBrains/Wearechange sent him a welcoming message the other day, and now our Sooper Seekrit Facebook Mole™ has passed along a couple of purloined conversations from the Rupert Files.

Rupert Summer Adventure

Rupert’s Mummy to the Rescue!

We mentioned last week that Rupert, the hilariously unfunny iPhone ‘videographer’ with the unfortunate moustache and drug habit, had sort-of announced that he might, all other things being equal, be showing up in London at some point this summer.