Rumour has it that Rupert is currently either en route to or actually in London. His friend and avid admirer Kevin BeansForBrains/Wearechange sent him a welcoming message the other day, and now our Sooper Seekrit Facebook Mole™ has passed along a couple of purloined conversations from the Rupert Files.
This started off as a post about Rupert, the peripatetic weed-addicted American blowhard who has been threatening to come to Hampstead to hang out in pubs, kick down doors, rape children, and force non-existent cult members to ‘squeal’.
Yesterday we quoted Rupert Q from his Facebook page, claiming that all he said was that he “felt like kicking down doors” in response to RD’s children’s videos.
So Rupert may or may not be in the UK at the moment—hard to say, as he seems to have finally realised that he’s likely to receive a less-than-rapturous reception when he makes himself known in Hampstead.
Here’s a fascinating fact: stoned people are far more interesting to themselves than they are to pretty much anyone else in the known universe. They can drone on and on, amusing themselves to no end, while putting the rest of us to sleep.
Dear Frances Fans, This week, Frances interviewed a young man who thinks he is going to save the world from itself. He has many ideas which he thinks are clever, but in reality, do not hold up under close scrutiny.
We mentioned last week that Rupert, the hilariously unfunny iPhone ‘videographer’ with the unfortunate moustache and drug habit, had sort-of announced that he might, all other things being equal, be showing up in London at some point this summer.
A few days ago, one of our readers drew our attention to this video featuring Angie’s protegé Rupert and Kevin Galalae, the not-at-all-crazy person, who travelled together to Rome to perform and film a hunger strike last month. To be honest we had trouble watching Rupert’s juvenile jiggle-cam efforts for more than a minute or…
Last we heard, Q*Bert had landed in Horley, ready to take on the arduous task of hanging about in Hampstead’s pubs getting pissed and trying to get unsuspecting residents to ‘squeal’ about their non-existent cult. Turns out we were wrong—whether by intentional misdirection or otherwise.
Thanks to the commenter who pointed out that according to Rupert Quaintance’s Facebook page, he is currently in Horley.
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