We suppose it’s our own fault, really. We were browsing through Facebook the other day, and came across one of our old friends: Alan Alanson, a charming and self-effacing bloke who issued a few standard Hoaxteader death threats last summer before slinking back off to his cave.
Wondering what he’d been up to lately, we had a quick scroll through his page.
And as they say on those click-bait sites, you won’t believe what we found there!
First, this extraordinary set of claims about this blog:
All right, this is just silly. “Child abuse is funny, lets [sic] just laugh”? Seriously?
“Its [sic] good to threaten you [sic] victims with murder to avoid any annoying confessions”?
And when have we published videos featuring little African girls, let alone said anything so utterly disgusting about them?
As for “Rusty Cuntballs”…we think Alan will find that no such person is associated in any way with this blog. Also, he might want to go look up the actual Ran Campbell (an evangelical Christian blogger, we understand) before he goes about shooting his big mouth off. If his conclusions weren’t so offensive, they’d be hilarious.
So Alan, here’s our challenge:
Show us where, exactly, on this site you found any of those vile statements. Go ahead, back up your outrageous claims with screenshots from this blog.
Meanwhile, in another thread on Alan’s page (truly a font of Hoaxtead pusher information and insight), we found him berating none other that erstwhile would-be kidnapper, Maria MacMahon:
We wonder what sin poor Maria has committed, that Alan thinks she’s suddenly switched over to our side? (We assure you, she hasn’t. At least, not that we know of.)
And by the way, just a quick word to the wise: most real First Nations people take great exception to racist images of ‘Indian princesses’ such as this.
According to Redface-US, “There were no actual Indian Princesses because there is no such thing as Indian royalty. The Princess stereotype was created to legitimize female Native Americans as potential mates for Whites”.
There you go, Alan. A free lesson in cultural sensitivity, on us. Never say we don’t give you anything.
Now off you go, and don’t come back until you can produce that proof we asked for.