This charming individual approached one of our team members – Agent J – on Facebook, with the following demands:
But oh bugger, it seems that Agent J – and the rest of us – have completely ignored Alan’s demands for us all to shut the fuck up, and we all appear to still be here and still shouting from the rooftops that Hampstead was a hoax. D’oh!
Anyhoo, I thought I’d take a peek at Al’s Facebook page to get a handle on the kind of “person” we’re dealing with. The borderline anti-Semitic page banner and posts should have put me off…
Note: Begin never actually said the above and it is often used by anti-Semites to discredit the Jewish people. Incidentally, we are not condoning either the Israeli military oppression of Palestine or Palestinian terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians, we’re just pointing out Alanson’s possibly anti-Semitic motives.
…But nonetheless, I sallied forth and ventured in anyway. And lo and behold, we get the usual creepy demands to examine everyone’s naughty bits:
This, of course, is followed by the customary headless chicken act, where yet another Hoaxtead fruitcake runs around getting rather confused over everyone’s identities:
By the way, Al’s claim about people admitting to various identities is a blatant lie. Surprise surprise.
And speaking of lies, do my eyes deceive me or is Al also trying to take credit for Charlotte and Jacco’s Defenders of the Cult videos and “research”?! They’ll be so pleased XD
Anyhoo, we asked Agent J to give us the low-down on this fruitloop. This is what he had to say:
He’s a flat-earther. Pretty much believes everything is a conspiracy. He is a conspiritard to the extreme, for real. Any website with no credible evidence that says that some major event is a conspiracy theory is what he will read and accept as gospel. Speaking of which, he is also a hardcore Christian. He seems to think that Satan is connected to every conspiracy on earth. And as such, he uses that as a get-out-of-reason card when any form of evidence and/or watertight counter-argument is presented. But what makes him believe in God? Faith. And there you have it. He and his Christian cronies demonise, slander and terrorise people based on faith.
Thanks for that very succinct description, Agent J. By the way, we’re loving the phrase “get-out-of-reason card”. Hope you don’t mind us nicking that some time.
Oh and if anyone is still in any doubt as to Alan’s fruitcake credentials, please note that he’s an avid supporter of Chis Spivey (who’s just been found guilty of harassing the family of murdered soldier Lee Rigby); and that he’s also close friends with raving psycho Arthur Kaoutal, who’s rabidly supporting the Hampstead hoax now that he’s been released from prison, having been incarcerated for trying to attack a woman and her child in their own home (see video here).