It’s always entertaining to watch the Hoaxtead pushers claw at one another, but today’s offering has an added soupçon of malice: there’s a distinct UK vs U.S. of A. flavour to it.
Sadly, we cannot offer you a video of Donald Trump’s hairpiece going head to head with David Cameron’s pet pig, but this is almost as entertaining. Our Yankee contender, Tina Kachina of ‘Eaten Lives Matter’, throws the first punch:
The usual garbage, doesn’t seem likely to raise too many hackles, but what ho, look who jumps in:
Why, if it isn’t our dear friend Alan Alanson! As far as Tina/ELM goes, though, he could be speaking Greek.
Now they’re trading illiteracies like the true pros that they are…ending up with a sweet little poetic offering from Alan.
Oh, we didn’t know this was a tag-team event! Tina looks like she’s trying to call on one of her fellow countrymen, Kapt Zander. You can tell, as she’s speaking a quaint American dye-a-lect.
What ho? Here comes the ever-placating Jim McMenamin, and it looks like Alan is taking him on, as well! Jim backs off immediately, as is his wont (when he’s not bravely blocking us on Twitter, but then ‘secretly’ following this blog to see what we’re saying)…as usual, he claims ignorance. You can almost see his tiny hands up in the air as he backs away from Alanson.
Tina, seeing a chance to suck up to Jimbo, butts in….
Only to find herself crudely rebuffed by, of all people, Jim! “It’s a cultural thing so please keep out of it, unless you are only here for a bit of fun”. Ah, too funny, Jim! That’s put the Yank in her place, hasn’t it? Looks like you’ve hurt her wee feelings, you have.
And now, we take you back to Alanson HQ:
Someone’s got his girdle in a knot, hasn’t he? The nerve of that Yankee woman, blocking him after he slagged her Facebook page!
Ah, but look, here’s the ever-gentle Maria MacMahon, come by to soothe the keyboard warrior’s wounds. Oh, and Malcolm Konrad Ogilvy, with his usual incomprehensible gibberish…and then, would you look! It’s Tina! That girl just won’t stay down!
And another player, Jules Freeman, pops in to wonder what the heck is going on? Did someone say shill? Alanson is only too happy to explain. But hang on just a moment…looks like he’s gone back to Eaten Lives Matter for another swing at Tina:
Yes, if you can’t win the match with words, do it with repetitive memes!
Tina comes back with one of her own, though:
And so far, it looks like she’s had the last word. Jim McMenamin has given up and gone home, and Alan’s gone off mumbling to himself…I’m afraid we have to call this one in Tina’s favour!