David Shurter doesn’t like Hoaxtead Research

Oh dearie, dearie me. It seems that David Shurter, the self-described ‘Satanic ritual abuse’ survivor who was interviewed along with Abe and Ella a few weeks back, has visited our blog, and he’s not a fan.

To say we’re devastated would be the grossest of understatements.

In fact, we’ve gone into a semi-catatonic state of shock and grief, and are barely managing to type out this blog post using one finger, while we drown our sorrows with cheap gin and leftover Christmas pudding.

Why, David, why?

Why do you hate us so?

We suppose we could take some small comfort from the fact that David knows we exist, right? We’re sad, though, that he seems to have found no ‘facts concerning the two children’, nor ‘ANY of the facts of the case’ while he was visiting us.

We wonder where he looked? Certainly not at this article on whether the retraction interviews were coached…and it’s just a recent example. It goes some way toward answering his concern about whether the kids could have been coached, too. So we’re deeply mournful that he seems to have missed it.

About 10 of us?

But David, that’s just not so! In fact, this blog gets between 800 and 1,000 visits per day, and we’re quite certain that they’re not all from Bronny, who once confessed to sitting at her computer clicking on her own blog repeatedly, to inflate her visitor numbers:

We admit, we only had about 500-600 views over Christmas and Boxing Day, but still. Not too shabby for a small non-commercial blog.

Oh, David. Clearly, you never actually saw Abrella’s old site. That place was a pig’s toilet, David. Seriously.

As for why we wanted it taken down…well, there’s this little thing called ‘libel’ and this other little thing called ‘harassment’, and as it turns out, Abrella were indulging in some of each, as well as prominently displaying the names and images of the children (which is also against the law and perpetuates the abuse they suffered…at the hands of their mother and her boyfriend).

And in our own defense we must point out that we’ve written plenty about Abrella’s lies, as well as Belinda’s lies, Sabine’s lies, Charlotte’s lies…more lies than you can shake a stick at, really. In fact, if you click on the ‘lies’ tag at the top of any article about lies, you’ll find…more articles about lies! Believe us, there are loads of ’em.

David, dear, you really should try to pay attention. Ella didn’t go to the police. Jean-Clement did. And neither Ella nor Abe were particularly pleased about it.

David, are you really sure that ‘the world is starting to focus on [the Hampstead hoax] more and more’? We’d love to know where you got that insight, because by our calculations, Abrella are down to about 5 supporters…and now that their friends have blown their chances of Opperman-induced fame sky-high, we suspect this thing will go the way of the Hollie Greig hoax.

As for why we’re anonymous here…well, have a look at some of the harassment and threats that have been thrown at the children, parents, teachers, and clergy of Hampstead over the past…wow, has it been almost a year now? Would you voluntarily sign up for that? Neither would we.

Also, in about half our readers’ defence, not all of us have, as you put it, ‘balls’. It’s a biological thing, David. Physically impossible. We’re sure those so afflicted apologise for their sad lack of testes.

David thinks we are doing our ‘best to keep a couple of children who are getting gang raped and horribly abused from being heard and listened too’ (sic).

We are? We thought we were stopping a nasty couple of narcissistic, psychopathic liars from trying to destroy the lives of a lovely pair of children, as well as the aforementioned parents, teachers, clergy, etc.

David, we’re just wrecked that you don’t like our blog, but please, won’t you come back and give us another chance? We promise, we can do better.

And there are far, far more than 10 of us.