Praterson drones on, but is anybody listening?

Just in case you were wondering, John Praterson has been devoting himself to spamming us with his usual hate mail, death threats, and trooferish drivel for the past few weeks. We don’t receive it directly, but now and then we have a poke through the spam filter for shits and giggles.

We take turns reading Praterson’s emails out loud; first person who breaks down and laughs has to buy the next round.

Here’s just a tiny sample of what we’ve found over the past few days. We don’t recommend that you actually try reading it, as it seems poor Praterson’s fevered brain is now mostly capable of issuing incoherent blubbering punctuated with profanity and open death threats:

All right, we admit that we were amused by the bit about MP Maria Caulfield removing her email address in order to avoid Praterson’s long, tedious ramblings. Ms Caulfield, our hearts go out to you.

We must say we also feel sorry for poor PC Grimwood, who seems to bear much of the brunt of Praterson’s fits of incoherent rage.

We’d like to thank our friend Clown Shoes for this succinct summation of Praterson’s drivel. Listen and enjoy!