For your mid-week entertainment and delight, we bring you the latest from Neelu’s Care in Community and Crystal-Burying Society, who are performing a public service by sanitizing Clerkenwell and Shoreditch County and Family Court.
You’ll be relieved to know that they’ve done ‘that tree, and that tree, and that tree’, and apparently when a lens flare catches Barry, it turns him all cosmic!
You really won’t want to miss this one. Really, the only thing missing is Roger, the 8-foot-tall butterfly.
Actually, if this were all these lovable nutters were doing in their spare time, we’d probably enjoy their antics a great deal more. As it is, though, what with all the lies, libel, and harassment…well, it’s a little harder to remain sanguine.
HOAXTEAD RESEARCH 
Oh I knew it wouldn’t be long before another crystal burying video..starring Cosmic Barry and Nutty Neelu..
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I know, we wait for them to come out now! Always a laugh.
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Haha, great post. And excellent use of the word ‘sanguine’ 🙂
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Thanks so much, Mrs BWK! 🙂
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Did you know they’ve opened a portal! One day Dr Who will appear and we’ll all have egg on our faces.
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They could be on to something here. A portal that leads you back out of the City = vastly reduced rush hour traffic on the North Circular. Now where did I put Boris’s phone number?
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Mother Sekhmet…wasn’t that the name of the Egyptian goddess in Stargate SG1? They do realise that’s a TV show, not a documentary, right?
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I’m more scared of the dead people floating about the hospital corridors!
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are Barry & Neelu an item? They share so many interests. Mainly madness.
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Let us just thank Lord Ashtray that they are past the age where they could reproduce.
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I’m sure the residents of that block of council flats where they actually planted the crystals will appreciate their efforts.
I sometimes get that camera flare when I film- never realised it was Cosmic Rays so you learn something every day.
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Now you, too, can be all cosmic!
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I’ve just watched one of the other crystal videos and Cosmic Barry says: “I’ve spoken to Lord Ashtar..I actually call him Mr Motormouth as he talks so much.”
LOL!
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Here’s another one.. just listen to what Neelu and Barry say happens in UK Hospitals.
Personally, due to family circumstances I have nothing but praise for our UK NHS.
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I’m so sorry! This is the same video which Big Earl has posted! Doh!
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No problem–it bears repeating. 🙂
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Brilliant..they’re clearing the clouds but couldn’t they have done something about the floods?.
Is there any chance that Barry & Neelu could be sent to Syria to open a portal that ISIL may slip through?
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I’m surprised the government hasn’t thought of this already! Clearly they’re missing a golden opportunity.
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Well, colour me converted! XD
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