Without the safety of his blog, where he was able to delete inconveniently difficult questions by the hundreds, Abe has been driven back to YouTube, where he’s been fending off probing comments for the past couple of days.
More on that in a coming post, but for now we’d like to point out that Abe’s enemies aren’t the only ones who are damaging what tiny shreds of credibility he has left. His so-called friends do a great job of that, too:
What three-year-old goirl…er, girl? Where’d she come from? Was Abe molesting a three-year-old? If not, how did she enter the narrative?
(Oh, and yes, thanks for the confirmation that ‘abe [sic] hit them on the head with spoons’…we knew it, but glad to know it’s common knowledge even amongst people who claim to like the lying misshapen little runt.)
Pookster had questions about the alleged three-year-old girl as well:
We don’t know where mention of the three-year-old came from, or if she even exists, but as Pookster says, her introduction to the narrative does serve as a convenient excuse for Abe:
- Blamed for beating your girlfriend’s children? It was to protect a three-year-old they were molesting!
- Blamed for beating your own children? It was to protect a three-year-old they were molesting!
- Get hauled up before the law for assaulting your teenage son? It was to protect a three-year-old he was molesting!
- Don’t feel like doing the dishes tonight? There’s a three-year-old out there being molested, I have to save her!
Really, it’s the ideal excuse for…well, everything!
It does make us wonder, though: where did this three-year-old originate? Did Abe mention something about her to Araya, who got things confused in the primordial soup that passes for her brain?
Because honestly, the thought of Abe near a three-year-old child makes the hair stand up on our necks. Let’s hope she’s a mere fiction.