In our ‘We could not make this sh*t up’ department, we bring you this gem from Neelu:
Miss? Miss? We have some questions:
- Why 1,203 children? How did they decide on this, and not, say, an even 1,200?
- If there are 7,156 UXLA Reptilian Monsters, how did they make do with only 1,203 children? Did some of them have to go hungry? Or are they just very, very tiny?
- Where is Lord Ashtray when we so obviously need him?
Of course, Neelu’s good friend Barry Lyndon chimes in, noting that the
nutter person who did the original video is a ‘gifted DNA reader’ (a what? is that like a dowser, only for DNA?) and that the ‘GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT…are working behind the scenes to help humanity fight the system of control by the KONTROLLERS=Illuminati/jesuits’.
Wait, the Illuminati are Jesuits now? We thought they were Satanic Masonic Sodomitic Babylonian Talmudic something-or-other.
Could someone please just settle on a definition, once and for all? We’re getting a headache. Now, where did we put that tinfoil?