We realise that most readers here understand that in addition to being a professional small-time criminal, Abe is far from playing with a full deck, but every now and then he publishes something so completely over the top that even we’re taken aback.
And we’re used to him.
The following comment, taken from Abe’s blog, should leave no doubt in anyone’s mind:
Dearman you deluded nonce, still attempting to convince the public that you didn’t perforate Gxxxxxx’s eardrum long before I materialised and sensed your demonic lack of empathy?
Phew. That’s quite an opener.
First: we very much doubt that every person who’s critical of Abe is actually RD. However, in the World According to Abe, RD seems to be omnipresent, if not omnipotent and omniscient. You might say Abe has a bit of an RD fetish.
Second: no, RD cannot have perforated Gxxxxxx’s eardrum, for reasons explained below:
Perhaps some day he’ll show us how it’s done. It’d be quite a trick, being able to materialise and dematerialise, presumably at will. Though he doesn’t specify: maybe he materialised in Ella’s life accidentally, and is now trapped there and can’t get out? This would explain a lot.
And finally, ‘(I) sensed your demonic lack of empathy’ is definitely a phrase for the ages.
We wonder if he used the same technique as when he looked into one of Ella’s daughter’s classmate’s eyes, and ‘sensed’ that there was terrible satanic abuse happening at the school.
And ‘demonic lack of empathy’? Best. Line. Ever.
All right, so moving along…past the childish taunts that reflect a great deal about Abe’s preoccupations with extra-large genitalia, gender ambivalence, and cross-dressing….dildos, Masons, TATTOOS…yes, yes, whatever….
Ah, here we are:
You and your melanin deficient Masonic sodomites can eat all the African babies you are able, but that will not prevent or alleviate Alzheimers, Parkinsons, Huntingdons, or any other neurodegenerative diseases that you and your ilk are susceptible to, due to the powerful free radical aminochromes, i.e. Adrenochrome in the blood, flesh, and organs of the innocent victims of your depravity.
Hard to know where to even start with this one.
Does Abe really and truly believe that eating African babies is a cure for Alzheimers, etc.? We’re sure this would come as a surprise to actual scientists who study these diseases. For one thing, where would they ever find a control group? We imagine it would be hard to recruit an at-risk group of subjects, then inform them that they’ll be dining on a steady diet of ‘adrenochrome-rich African babies’ for a few weeks. But it’s for science!
Good luck with that.
Blood is an organ.
Melanin will repair CNS, Central Nervous System damage.
Guess what food is a good source of both amino acids?
We’re going to take a flyer here…would the answer be ‘hemp’?
Of course it would!
As an aside, we find it an astonishing coincidence that Abe first developed his wackadoo theory about hemp being an amazing cure for baby-eating vampirism…and then went on to discover a pair of children who’d been the victims of just such a cult!
How often does that happen, we ask you?