Hoaxtead mob panic as sentencing approaches

With Sabine McNeill’s sentencing hearing approaching rapidly, some of her friends and supporters appear to be…well, losing a plot just a bit.

Take Christine Sheriff General Sands, for example: on Sunday she emailed this blog as follows:

I’d like to make a deal in the case of Sabine McNeill. It’s a joint deal involving Julian Assange of WikiLeaks: http://generalsands.com/assange_mcneill

Okay, sure, we thought. We’ll bite, even if mostly out of morbid curiosity. Here’s what we found:

Okay, so that was a bit of a bust. But none deterred, we poked around on the site for a while, and eventually found our way to a page where Sands had outlined her “deal”:

My name is General Sands. I’d like to make a deal. I took down MillionMaskMarch.com, HampsteadChristChurch.com and JulianPaulAssange.com. People find out WikiLeaks is CIA isn’t gonna be pretty. I can guarantee that news would end your monarchy. Assange lawyer Baroness Helena Kennedy having sleepovers with Camilla and Charles is a lot more than just fishy. Isn’t that right Ged McWilliams.

I was inside Hampstead Christ Church. I thought the protesters outside were going to bust the walls down. The chanting was so loud my heart was pounding through my chest! I found out after the church service the chanting wasn’t coming from outside like I thought. Police said it was all quiet outside. It was coming from underground. Church service was masking it. Satanic ritual like it’s nothing new. They piped in the child scream at the end. I have it on audio. I read the physician reports: the Hampstead kids were penetrated.

I want Assange and McNeill freed. CIA child sex slave torture camps like the one Assange was raised in, pedophilia and cannibalism need to get cleaned up.

We read this, re-read it, and re-re-read it, but for the life of us we could not make out what sort of alleged “deal” Sands was proposing, unless it was “if you release Assange and McNeill I will stop regaling you with stories of my auditory hallucinations and delusional thought processes, thank you very much, I’m welcome I’m sure”.

It wasn’t until yesterday that another Sands missives cleared things up, relatively speaking:

Although this one was completely unhinged, at least it explained Sands’ proposed “deal”: she would take down her HampsteadChristChurch.com site, in exchange for “forgiveness for Sabine”.

We don’t know how to break it to Sands that such decisions are not made by ninth-rate troofers on Facebook, but are the purview of the courts. Good faith or no good faith, taking down the “most powerful [blog] in the world”, while probably a good idea in general, isn’t likely to have much impact. Sorry, Christine. Er, we mean “General”.

Meanwhile, Neelu is fretting in her own inimitable way about the outcome of Sabine’s sentencing hearing tomorrow:

We had to chuckle: last time we saw Neelu, she was bolting from Court 11 at Southwark Crown Court, having just twigged that Paul Rogers (aka Eddie Isok) was being invited to stand in the dock and that she might very well be next.

As both Eddie and Belinda have demonstrably not “been disappeared from the Public Gallery”, we’re really not sure what she’s rabbiting on about. Whether or not one accepts her premise that Sabine “is the best human being on the planet”, we don’t think anyone could claim that she has spent her life “protecting babies and children who are abused in state care”.

There seems to be a growing sense of unease amongst the Hampstead mob, as it begins to dawn on them that if somebody like Sabine might be facing even more time in prison, their own actions over the past four years could conceivably land them in similar straits.

It’s about bloody well time.