Readers may recall Abraham Christie’s abortive attempt to start up a Twitter account in September. Tweeting the usual gibberish as @papahemp2, and using a hilariously awful photo of himself clad in traditional Bedouin garb, sitting in front of a symbol representing Bedouin pride, he was gazing intently at the pages of an out-of-date first-year-uni text on biochemistry.
Apparently we were meant to believe he was reading it.
Abe managed to keep that account open for a whole three days before Twitter give him the old heave-ho.
A few days ago, a commenter brought Abraham Christie’s Instagram page to our attention. He started the account on 1 December 2017:
Glancing through his account, we were unsurprised to see the usual shots of raw hemp, Abe juicing raw hemp, interspersed with recycled Hampstead hoax-promoting videos (yes, including RD’s children) and the occasional shot of the newly reconstructed “Bedouin Abe” cavorting in Morocco with his “Rawhempstarz” pals. (Becuz thingz iz alwayz cooler when spelt with a z.)
Anyhoo…the one thing missing from Abe’s 11 months on Instagram is his partner in crime, Ella Gareeva Draper.
It seems that Abraham has decided to go his own way, off surfing the dudes…er, dunes, and pretending to be young, whilst spouting his usual pseudomystical bananapants theories about the the “rite of sodomy” and the amazing power of raw hemp to magically cure victims of “trauma-based mind control”, yadda yadda yadda.
His Instagram page is full of drivel like this, accompanying one of his friends’ puerile videos about the Hampstead hoax:
RAW CANNABIS NUTRITION AS AN INDISPENSABLE ALLY IN ANY PROGRAM INTENDED TO HEAL SURVIVORS OF SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE/TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL.
Satanism and other occult aspects of the Crown and State Sponsored Trauma Based Mind Control, TBMC Programs are employed to hide the significance of the “Rite of sodomy” the central tenet of TBMC, popularised & promoted by self proclaimed PEDOSODOMITE Aleister Crowley, whereby victims are sodomised using dildos and other implements in order to manually stimulate nerve endings at the base of the spine which in turn activates the pineal gland, giving the victim flashes of cosmic consciousness, “illumination”; also known as the “third eye”and 👁considered to be a portal or”star-gate” to other dimensions, also known as the “seat of the soul”. Repeated manual stimulation causes the victim to become dependent upon exogenous manual stimulation of the Third Eye and thereby become “bound and controlled”. This act is performed before the child is three years of age in order to securely “bind and control”.
Satanism & other occult practices; virtual reality, magick, drugs, alcohol etc. also serve to illicit non credible disclosures should anyone somehow break the trauma based fear conditioning. #hampsteadcoverup
Sattvic/Spiritual practices i.e. Yoga, meditation, Tai Chi, Qui Gong and certain other “Martial Arts,” prayer and raw vegan, cannabis nutrition etc. are demonised due to their ability to assist the practitioner in endogenous third eye activation.
The pineal gland governs and controls the Endogenous Cannabinoid or Endocannabinoid system, eCS, which is the most important physiological system concerned with establishing and maintaining human health/homeostasis.
The ideal source of the “Essential Nutrients” required to re-establish and maintain functional pineal glands and Endocannabinoid Systems eCS’s is fresh raw Cannabis incorporating the leaves, seeds and flowers in a colloidal* liquid, oil and protein emulsion (milk), as the base of an “Ideal plant based blood transfusion liquid”.#hampsteadjustice
Yes, seriously. Apparently someone does not really grasp the concept of Instagram.
We note he has adopted the Tom Dumb hashtag “#hampsteadjustice”, presumably unaware that opponents of the hoax hijacked it weeks ago…hey ho. Typical Abe, a day late and a pound short.
Meanwhile, over on YouTube, Abe has opened an account called “Papa Hemp” (as opposed to the two accounts he ran with Ella):
He seems to be (once again) attempting to revive the Hampstead SRA hoax, only now that Ella is nowhere to be seen, he is free to use the hoax for his own purposes: to sell hemp as a cure for “State-Sponsored Trauma-Based Mind Control”.
We heard it through the grapevine…
We heard rumours last spring that Abe and Ella had split, and we did wonder when Ella released the ill-fated polygraph video, where she’d stashed Abe.
looking at Abe’s current lifestyle, we’d find it difficult to imagine Ella surfing the sand dunes of the Sahara, or adopting the traditional garb or lifestyle of a Bedouin woman:
The roles in a Bedouin marriage are clearly defined. The husband works to bring money for the family to live. The wife cleans, keeps the house and garden tidy, looks after the animals, cooks, brings up the children and makes sure there is always a welcoming fire for guests. She works very hard to make sure that she does a good job for her family….
Bedouin women cover their bodies with long traditional dresses called galabaya. These are usually brightly coloured and patterned. They also cover their hair (and sometimes their face) with a headscarf. This is because of our Islamic faith and also in our culture no man should look to any part of a woman’s body, out of respect. The only man who should see her body is her husband.
Let’s face it: does this sound like Ella? Yeah, we didn’t think so either.
So where is she, if she’s not in Morocco livin’ the dream with Abe? Our bet is that she’s still sulking around the village in the south of Spain where the two of them fled in 2015, but we’re open to being proven wrong on that. Guesses, anybody?