Break out the sick buckets, folks. Abe and Ella have produced a “special” video, supposedly in honour of her younger son’s 11th birthday.
We wanted to include a clickable link to the video, but the thumbnail contains her son’s name. Instead, here’s the link: https://youtu.be/ Btp2chKddpA (Just rejoin the break between youtu.be/ and Btp….)
The good news? It’s only four and a half minutes long. Less, if you listen at 1.5X speed.
The bad news? It’s a painfully scripted attempt to make Ella sound a bit less like an automaton and a bit more like a loving, caring mother. In doing so, it descends into the realm of the truly creepy. She looks like an alien who has practiced a few earthling facial expressions, but isn’t really sure which one she’s actually supposed to use, with the result that she grimaces instead of smiling, and looks vaguely threatening when she’s reading off her scripted birthday greeting:
Gxxxxxxx, I know that perhaps you won’t be able to watch this video, but I know you can hear me in your heart, in your soul…[bares teeth in a smile that’s more of a grimace]…happy birthday, have the most beautiful day, and know…I’m always with you. And you are always in my heart, in my mind, in my soul…I send you so much love…and courage…and strength, to both you and Axxxxx. I love you so very much…[speaks a bit in Russian]…and know that we’re together, and it’s the matter of time for us to reunite…happy birthday once again…I love you so much, Axxxxxx and Gxxxxxx.
By the end, she sounds like the stalker in a teen screamer flick: “We are meant to be together…we will be together…nothing can stop us….” Run, kids, run!!
We kept expecting to hear Abe cackling and sharpening his spoons in the background.
Incidentally, we notice that Ella and Abe have conveniently included the names and email addresses of several employees at Barnet social services, presumably in an attempt to enable some of their more deluded followers to harass them. We’ll be letting Barnet know, and would suggest that should anyone wish to report this video, they mention this in their complaint to YouTube.
We do hope all of Ella’s children are well and happy, and we expect they’ll remain so, as long as their psychopathic mother and her deranged boyfriend remain safely abroad. Or in a UK prison. That would be okay too.