Sabine is due in Blackfriars Magistrate’s court on Monday, 8th February at 2:00 p.m., to answer charges of witness intimidation and perverting the course of justice.
And judging from her Twitter feed, it looks like she’s decided to make the best impression possible.
You might recollect that she’s been trying to flog a product called “Bionic Youth Activating System (BYAS)” over the past couple of months. Regular Hoaxtead Research commenter Sassy has written about this pyramid marketing scheme, which even has its own Facebook page!
Anyhoo…Sabine decided to use herself as a guinea pig, and take a look at how it’s transformed her…
We’re sure you’ll agree: she doesn’t look a day over 75!
Glad to see she’s retained that ‘eyes brimming over with tears’ look that’s stood her in such good stead for so many years. And does the BYAS method involve drawing circles under your eyes with a felt-tip pen? Amazing.
But perhaps we’re being unfair. As Sabine writes in her blog post on this most wonderful fountain of youth, “Unfortunately, the photos taken with a phone are not good enough to show the difference”.
Oh, you think? We thought it was just us.
In any case, we’re sure that on Monday, the judge will be deeply impressed with this new, improved Sabine. Really, who wouldn’t be?
Meanwhile, of course, we note that her ‘In the best interests of the Whistleblower Kids?’ blog contains lots of helpful evidence for the CPS, including several pages of witness statements that will doubtless exonerate her completely.
Because after all, there’s nothing quite like publishing people’s confidential witness statements to ensure that they will feel safe coming forward in court, right? Especially when the case is being followed by a boatload of vigilante nutters who think nothing of threatening and stalking said witnesses.
Anyway, with all of that, we can understand why Sabine would think it might be in her best interests to put her best face forward.
Sadly, it’s the only one she’s got.
She needs to stop putting it IN her eyes though.
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Lol yeah you’re right there! Can you delete the posts EC I messed up
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Sure–do you want to try again?
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“Eye circles lighten up, wrinkles are shrinking and skin is glowing”
Sabine’s epic self-awareness in action 😀
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Not to mention her legendary confirmation bias. 🙂
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‘SPAS’ for short 🙂
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Thanks EC, a great post as usual!
Sabine, you look 50 years younger. 😀
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Osky-wow-wow! 😍
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Far be it for me to comment on Sabine’s looks when I am rapidly approaching her age, but..and a Very Big But, does she really think the same couldn’t be achieved with some cheap make-up from Poundland?.
Looks to me like the CPS are intent on not making the same mistakes that allowed The Lotus Princess from Planet Zog to wriggle off the hook. Hope she’s there on the day so she can arrest the judge.
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How dare you say I have a very big butt!
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a $6M lien to you.
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I sincerely hope the CPS has their act together this time.
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He Who Cannot Be Named is NOT happy with us and in the video he says we’re trying to kill him and his mates, LOL XD
By the way, I still say he sounds like Ernie from Bert & Ernie on The Muppets 😀
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He’s definitely a muppet. As for killing him, I can’t even remember his name, let alone work up any interest in him. 😏
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Sabine’s best bet is to say as little as possible.
If she opens her mouth, she’ll make matters worse.
Least she would if i was one of the Magistrates,..
Pity i’m not.
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For someone who offers herself as a legal representative of the desperate Sabine is legally incompetent in her activities in her own legal case. She has been doing the equivalent of throwing oil onto a raging fire, and she is going to get burnt.
Question, where is Belinda McKenzie when her friends Sabine and Neelu are in their hour of misfortune?
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Belinda couldn’t make it. She’s having a bad hair day.
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Good question, will Belinda show her support.
I reckon she will and Neelu, plus some other motley crew.
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Belinda is off washing her hands and smiling quietly to herself.
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Her day in court… But then probably the first of many. Now what did the police find on her computer?
It seems to me that Sabine is there because Neelu spilt the beans that they were cooking something up.
But it is her chance to go all guns blazing to expose her deep and secret knowledge about things the rest of the world, except Belinda & Neelu, simply refuses to acknowledge. “Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and caldron bubble,” to quote WS in the Scottish play.
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I wish you were! This lot would scatter like leaves.
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Arguably water can do more for the old witch than her fancy creams.
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LOL! It couldn’t hurt! Oh, wait…
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She could always go for the Chris Spivey ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt…’ court appearance chic look;)
Is it my imagination or does the perpetually hateful state of mind that many of these wingnut conspiracy theorists spend their lives in start to show on their faces after a while?
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Matt Taylor almost comes clean on that. Here’s his attempt to sound profound and self-aware and admit to being a conspiraloon. There are a few nice little flourishes in there, to be fair, but I think he ultimately blows it. What do you think?
http://uk.blastingnews.com/opinion/2016/02/i-hate-being-a-conspiracy-theorist-00766759.html
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“Now I have no friends. My relationship with the mother of my children has broken down and my extended family keep a healthy distance”. So at least the rest of the family are not bat-shit crazy bores & loons.
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What do I think? I think it’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while!
“Now when a Rock’n’Roll hero is tragically taken from us by Cancer, I cannot grieve as I once would have because as a conspiracy theorist I harbour doubts that NASA has flown him to Mars.”
Ground control to Matt Taylor!!! 😀
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“My cousin who’s a nurse recently received a medal having gone to Africa to aid in the ebola virus out-break. As a conspiracy theorist I’m unable to either send her a congratulation message or even a Facebook like because as a conspiracy theorist I believe the whole ebola virus was a lie and that no one even died.”
It’s like he’s addicted to conspiracy crackpottery and just can’t pull himself away, despite knowing it’s wrong.
“There is no turning back and I wish there was.”
I suspect that this is true of many more conspiraloons out there!
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“The world is over-run by body snatching satanist zombies intent on killing us all, raping our children and opening a portal to the Gates of Hell.” ❗
“I can’t even join in with the nation’s pride and delight that British astronaut Tim Peake made it into space. I’m so entrenched that I harbour serious doubts as to whether there even is Space.” 😮
“The Dark Ages were brought about with asteroid debris destroying the Arthurian Kingdom in 576AD and that to save his people King Arthur sailed to America in a fleet of 700 ships, whereupon he was eventually assassinated by a native while battling with the Red Indians in Kentucky.”
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How this reads to me: “I used to be an okay fellow. Now I am a delusional asshole. … Oh well”.
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Yes, they all develop Resting Conspiranoid Face.
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Aww, have you “devilish goats” been upsetting poor old Jim again? 😥
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Puir wee thing. Heartbreaking really.
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She is almost unrecognisable, lol.Maybe she could try some adrenochrome, I heard it rolls back the years.
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So I understand! Is it applied topically, or must I drink it? The label came off the bottle.
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I hear that Araya also makes a nice cocktail which she claims has youth-giving properties, She says it’s taken years off her face (one month at a time).
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I could spew at just the thought of taking a sip of that cocktail..
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I think Sabine is too busy doing amazing detective work to worry about piffling court cases. Seriously, she and her cronies have blown the lid off the whole “thing”. Check it out:
See! Oh ye of little faith
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So if that doesn’t work in other languages, or in Old English, there’s no god?
Does this come from Americans who think the bible was written in English?!
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That would be an ecumenical matter!
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I think that Sabine would achieve better results using a Brillo pad to erase those wrinkles of hers.
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LOL!
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Meanwhile, Neelu’s rabid attempts to harass three people in a mental hospital (two staff members and one patient) aren’t going as she’d hoped. They hang up on her 8 times 🙂
Neelu’s trial for witness intimidation should prove interesting, seeing as she’s merrily continuing to dig her own grave by carrying on intimidating and harassing people.
And lest we forget that she has previous, namely a lifetime restraining order by the staff of Guy’s Hospital as a result of one of her previous harassment campaigns.
She’s gonna need all the bionic youth cream she can get her hands on for her day in court 😀
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Oh, lovely. Will have to give this a listen.
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Woah! This is now serious harassment against the hospital! I hope they throw the bloody book at her!
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How sick can she get, surely phoning up people in a mental health hospital and harassing them is sinking very low even for her.
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If you are as insane as Neelu, it’s probably not the best idea to phone a mental health hospital and let them know exactly how insane you are.
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LOL! Fortunately for Neelu most mental health facilities are short of beds and staff, so they’re not on the lookout for new clients. 🙂
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No eye bags on that clown! The lippy is a bit overdone, but that skin! Positively glowing!
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