On Saturday we reported that über-troll Drifloud’s head had exploded, following his permanent expulsion from Twitter.
Apparently we underestimated the full extent of this event, as we’ve recently been informed that the Drippy One has now taken his cranial eruption all the way to the top: yes, folks, he’s written to Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter:
(Sorry, we had to divide this one in two, to do a proper screenshot.)
For the attention of Jack Dorsey, CEO “Twitter”
RE: Twitter’s slanderous accusation that I have participated in “targeted abuse”
I am writing to you as CEO of Twitter, and therefore representative of ALL Twitter employees.
One, or more, nameless person(s) at Twitter have made a FALSE accusation against my good self, and I insist on an apology. I have already emailed Twitter a couple of times, insisting on an apology, only to receive this latest sarcastic response, 30.1.2016:
@drifloud
Hello,
We’re glad that we were able to help you. Have a great day!
Thanks,
as well as this repeated, slanderous accusation:
Hello,
Your account was suspended because it was found to be violating the Twitter Rules (https://twitter.com/rules), specifically our rules around participating in targeted abuse.
Your account will not be restored.
Thanks,
This oxymoronically worded accusation that my account was “found to be violating the Twitter Rules (https://twitter.com/rules), specifically our rules around participating in targeted abuse”, is deliberately vague, specifies nothing, and cites no example – or PROOF – of what you call “participating in targeted abuse”. However, it IS sufficiently specific in that it is clear the writer of this statement is falsely accusing me of doing something which I have NOT – and it is therefore a downright LIE.
Twitter’s accusation has now put things well beyond a trivial matter of restoring a “Twitter” account; someone/people at Twitter have FALSELY accused me of “participating in targeted abuse”, and have thereby slandered and ATTEMPTED to defame me with their contemptible accusation.
I totally refute and reject the accusation that I have participated in “targeted abuse” – this accusation is a despicable and UTTER LIE.
I insist that you, Jack Dorsey, as Twitter CEO, IMMEDIATELY retract this accusation, and make a FULL and UNRESERVED apology.
NOTE: I am not APPEALING to you for anything, nor am I making any LEGAL “complaint” – I repeat: I am INSISTING upon a FULL and IMMEDIATE apology from you, as THE representative of Twitter and all its employees, for having made this slanderous accusation against me.
From a conscious living being,
Drifloud 1st February, 2016
We are 100% sure that Mr Dorsey will take this demand with all the respect and seriousness it deserves.
Drippy clearly stayed up all night writing it, and it clearly proves that he is 100% sane and rational. Also that his caps lock key is in fine working order.
After all, who but a completely reasonable person would interpret Twitter’s form letters as ‘sarcastic’? or claim that a private email between himself and Twitter constituted ‘slander’?
Heads will roll at Twitter, mark our words.
Surely the infamous ‘legal team’ will deal with the claim of ‘slander’
Apart from the fact what they say is true and they didn’t broadcast the statement Drufclod did, apart from those points Twitter are fucked I reckon.
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Pretty sure this is why their stock is in freefall right now. Drippy has powerz.
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I am literally crying tears of unbridled mirth…thank you sooooo much for this precious gem of an entry,
EC ! 😂😂😂😂
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He doesn’t have the faintest notion of how ironic his complaints are!
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He seems to believe that everyone should accept his delusions as fact.
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…and he confirms his deeply (and permanently) delusional state by signing off as a ‘conscious living being’ – I’m so glad he chose to add that telling flourish at the end. I’m also sure that whoever was on the receiving end of the insanity had the same epileptic, coffee-spewing reaction that you did !
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It was pretty spectacular, all right. Fun to imagine that one making the rounds at Twitter HQ. 🙂
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Is there any news on whether Abe actually is conscious and living?
And as for Ella…
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Twitters lawyers must be quaking in their boots.
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I should think so. I spilled my coffee reading it, and caused some consternation amongst my co-workers, who thought I was having a seizure. It’s just very hard to laugh with a mouthful of hot coffee, I assured them once I’d recovered.
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Gotta love Drippy on the rampage…
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LOL!
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What a plonker he is if he thinks that his email will have any effect at all. As if Twitter are going to apologise to him. How on earth he can deny targeted attacks is beyond me as his tweets clearly had names and photographs of innocent people. This Twitter ban has really riled him up and that is a great result
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Yes, he’s definitely taking it to heart, lol!
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How the hell is Twitter’s accusation oxymoronic?! Does Abe even know what that means?
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Too much hemp makes a dull mind make.
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I’m sure Mr Dorsey laughed as hard as we all did when he read that! That was priceless!! 😀
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I really want to know what happens if Mr Dorsey doesn’t apologise….other than getting accused of being a cult member of course.
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Drippy will be very, very angry. He will hold his breath until he turns blue. Mr Dorsey should be aware that there are consequences to his actions.
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He’ll scweam and scweam and scweam until he’s sick!
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This conscious living being recommends Drifloud /Abraham Cristie take on twitter in the Libel Capital of the World, the UK and return immediately to launch legal action.
Come back now Abe !
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There is sure to be a welcoming committee.
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