In case you’ve been asleep all week and are just now having your first cuppa, may we remind you that tomorrow is Halloween? It’s a date that strikes fear into the Hoaxtead witch-finders’ hearts, as they fantasise all sorts of ghoulish shenanigans taking place behind the scenes.
One of our commenters pointed out a couple of days ago that Halloween would be the perfect time for the loopy and loony to go on an amateur sleuthing expedition, to try and suss out the ‘cult’ they imagine inhabits the hidden corners of Hampstead.
And our pick for Chief Witch-finder would be the inimitable Code 2222—the fellow who stalked and terrorised the woman and child who were living in Christ Church cottage last spring. In case you’d forgotten, here are a few pictures of Cody:
He’s been described as tall and thin, Caucasian, with an accent reminiscent of Ali G’s. (We know. Go figure.)
If you do happen to notice him skulking about, it’s best not to approach him. Contact Barnet police, and leave it to them. We have no evidence that Cody is a violent sort…but we don’t know that he’s not, either.
Stay safe out there!