Neelu in court today in attempt to have charges dropped

It’ll be another exciting day in court for a Hoaxtead pusher, as Neelu Berry heads to Blackfriars today on an application for dismissal of charges of witness intimidation.

Those charges, if you recall, stem from the fact that Neelu and Sabine colluded in posting witness statements, along with the rest of her bail details, on Sabine’s blogs:

As a result of having had their confidential statements and personal information released, none of the witnesses would agree to attend court to testify against Neelu last fall, which resulted in her case being thrown out.

You’d think that Neelu might be anxious about tomorrow’s court date, but a quick glance at her Facebook page indicates that in fact, she seems completely preoccupied with other issues:

Because let’s face it, the fact that the USA is being run by clones who rape and cannibalise young children is some pretty serious shit. Question, though: if the clones are actually just cleverly disguised reptiles, then is it really cannibalism when they eat human babies?

Also, what’s up with those foster parents, who “don’t mind being planted with drugs histories so as to sell (fostered) children”? We have no idea how this works, but it sounds very dire indeed.

Neelu gets her information from a completely credible source, one Tory Smith, who bills himself as a psychic DNA reader, and has lots to say about reptilians and clones and cannibals and so forth. Apparently he’s unable to utter a full sentence unless it contains the words ‘rape’, ‘murder’, and ‘cannibalise’. We suppose that’s the price that comes along with his psychic DNA-reading gifts, though.

We confess we were a bit confused by this one: “SORRY GUYS! WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO STOP THIS GLOBAL CHILD CANNIBALISM CULT! SAUDI ARABIAN agents DO IT!”

Saudi Arabian agents do what? Stop the global child cannibalism cult, or just, you know, do it? And if so, is it really any of our business what goes on between consenting adults?

Nevertheless, we understand Neelu’s consternation at the thought of DARPA/CIA agents being involved. After all, Americans are entitled to value for their tax money too, aren’t they?

As we read through Neelu’s page, we couldn’t help but wonder whether her current child rape/murder/cannibalism fetish might not just be a clever ploy in preparation for today’s court date: all her lawyers would have to do is show the judge her Facebook page, and she’d be instantly declared not guilty by reason of insanity.