ILLUMINATI PARTY: Charlotte shares her book for free

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Thanks to our eagle-eyed member who has contacted us to inform us that Charlotte Ward has very kindly uploaded her “book” Illuminati Party (which would normally retail at £4.99) for all to view and/or download for free.

Naturally, it’s complete nonsense – a load of bollocks about “shape-shifting lizards” and “astral plains”, amateurishly written, poorly researched and riddled with grammatical errors – but feel free to have a good old rummage and let us know of any juicy titbits it throws up about Charlotte’s past. We’ll be doing the same.

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Here’s a sample passage:

“The most competent occultist I ever met told me that there exist on the astral planes of existence beings who steal energy. He claimed to be able to see them and I have no reason to doubt him…to be gobbled up, I imagine, by those energy stealers. I wish I’d thought to ask him what an energy stealing entity looks like but I didn’t because we quarrelled (which probably generated a tasty snack for them).”

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19 thoughts on “ILLUMINATI PARTY: Charlotte shares her book for free

  1. Make sure you leave all the hashtag thingys with the name or whatever you do for SEO, so people who google it will be able to get it for free. Course there won’t be many, but still.

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  2. OMG She fucked a blind (vulnerable client) in her care. Sexual predator. And to top it all she told another client all about it, had a good gossip. Breach of ethics, confidentiality, abuse.

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  3. Would that be considered satanic NO BOUNDARIES?

    Should we ask the cult followers over on Research Hampstead, they would know.

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  4. £4.99 LOL!! and then she gives it out free, hey if she is not Jacqui Farmer, who did write that book??

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  5. She must have written that while extremely high on something. It does not make sense it is all about the fairies and wild mushroom imaginations.

    And duping, a blind man. Well, doesn’t that just about say it all, the woman is a complete harlot well and truly.

    Wish someone would suck out her brains. If they can find them that is.

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  6. Good grief, maybe she actually does believe all the rubbish she puts out on her blog after all!

    Too many magic mushrooms!

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    • It’s certainly looking that way! I’m at the part where she’s saying how Paul McCartney really died and that John Lennon is still alive…

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      • Ah, the trusty old ‘Faux McCartney’ myth. She also has The Beatles down as baby-munching Satanists. Seriously, why is this woman allowed to breathe the same air as me?

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        • Also, according to that sponging freeloader, I’m a slave of the “Illuminati British Government.”
          According to her logic, I should also be “giving up my job” and “growing cannabis.”
          Wait for it…..if I take out a loan, I should only ever pay back in dribs and drabs what I borrowed and never pay any interest!

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  7. Yes it’s all there on. p 118. Derek the blind student.

    Also on the same page:

    ‘around the time i started scrounging benefits,

    and lol,

    ‘as a warrior i could never lie’.

    You’re welcome.

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  8. Basically she is a self indulgent, scrounger who sees herself as a New Age warrior. Completely immoral and deluded.This fantasy about the Illuminati she has constructed allows her to feel morally superior and justify her lazy, slutty, sadistic tendencies.
    Thanks to those wonderful lay lawyers Belinda and Sabine she can now work out her personal problems on seventy innocent people, their relations, friends and indeed anyone else who lives in the Hampstead area.

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  9. I’m reading it just now and having plenty laughing breaks. 😀
    Riddled with grammatical errors indeed!
    I do believe I also saw a sentence saying “Not nothing.” LOL!
    Correct me if I’m wrong but “Not Nothing.” would mean a quantity of “something.”

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