What’s Abe been up to lately?

/ 02/07/2021

It’s been some time since we checked in on the malevolent midget of Morocco, but last night we noticed he’d posted a YouTube premiere, if you please, titled “#EndocannabinoidSystem“. Scrolling through (because really, who has time to watch this drivel?) it was pretty clearly another advert for cannabis, Abraham Christie’s drug of choice, which he is still claiming can be used directly as a replacement for blood transfusions.

Some things just never change.

A quick scroll through his Instagram page revealed that Christie has been branching out a bit since we saw him last, though.

Since Ella Draper gave him the old heave-ho, he now seems to divide his time between ranting about Draper’s ex-partner, posting random pro-QAnon gibberish (he actually quotes Lin Wood unironically, I shit you not), and, oh yes, processing cannabis resin.

Remember his long rants about how the only real way to consume hemp was raw and juiced? Totally passé. Resin is where it’s at now, all you cool cats and kittens.

Back in 2018, Abraham invested in some machinery which claims to churn out resin on an industrial scale:

Did Abraham really “invent” this? Unlikely. Remember, he’s the poser who claims to have a doctorate (bestowed upon him by some loon from Glastonbury), but put up a picture of himself ostentatiously poring over a first-year biochemistry textbook.

It seems improbable that he’d suddenly develop the mechanical engineering skills to conceptualise, let alone design or build a resin extractor.

Now that he’s into manufacturing cannabis resin, though, he’s really gone all-in:

We’re sure he’s had loads of orders from the UK—though of course his product remains on the “naughty” list there.

Whatever one thinks of the laws governing the use of cannabis, it’s still a criminal offence to possess it, sell it, or import it into the UK by whatever means. While the authorities reportedly will take a fairly laid-back approach to simple possession of some weed for personal use, those caught selling or trafficking any Class B drug may be faced with stiffer sentences, up to 14 years in serious cases.

Phew. Good thing Abe isn’t involved in moving his product into the UK, then, isn’t it?

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60 thoughts on “What’s Abe been up to lately?”

  1. Looks like an old window air conditioner to me, that’s had it’s innards pulled out. Does Abe have a silent partner called Hope Girl in this wondrous machine?.
    How does he sustain himself in Morocco?. Used to be cheap nut not so much now.

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  2. I see Morocco has recently legalized Cannabis for medicinal and cosmetic, beauty uses so Abe & his new machine / air (hair?) conditioner must hope to cash in on that. A bit like Tasmania that supplies 50% of the world’s morphine. The next step is to probably license producers & suppliers. Not too sure Abe’s “doctorate” in grass and his rubber stamp will fit the bill.
    Wonder if there is any connection with Morocco and persons allegedly transporting marijuana blocks to Spain via Gibraltar?. Abe doesn’t seem to have a care in the world does he.

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    • As always, we should be mindful of saying anything here which could prejudice Draper’s trial, even though it’s “offshore”, so to speak. Still, it struck me as a funny coincidence that her interests seem to mesh with Christie’s so well.

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  3. Resin you say? perhaps he’s now looking for dinosaur dna [as per Jurassic Park] within the resin and hoping he can resurrect his brain cell? 😉

    On a, slightly, more serious note those Instagram posts are highly likely in breach of their T&Cs. Not that there was a nudge, nudge in that comment for anyone with an Instagram account to take action.

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  4. Some MDF, some steel angle (badly tack welded together) and a cooling vent ($5 from the local hardware store here) with a rotisserie (that I don’t believe they made LOL- too well constructed- has any of the local restaurants had one of theirs ‘mysteriously disappear overnight???)

    “designed, engineered and built to the standard we have come to expect”
    Well considering I have some small expertise in welding and electricals- yeah- that is ‘exactly’ the standard I expect from a bunch of dopers LOL

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  6. There is a lot of competition for cannabis out there. Abraham Christie knows his subject (cannabis) but is a rubbish business person. Would you buy a used car from this guy? Would he produce a quality cannabis product? I don’t think so.

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  7. I wonder if Papashrimp is using that stamp to “dog mark” his briquettes… And I wonder if the packs couriered to London and found in Draper’s car had those stamps…?

    And I seriously doubt he’s making hash, not with that chicken rotisserie contraption!
    He’s just buying it. Presumably he used to supply tourists before the pandemic.

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    • He’s taken multiple photos of himself chest-deep (knee-deep for most people) in cannabis fields, implying that he has access to plenty of raw product. Of course, knowing his propensity to lie and/or exaggerate, those fields could belong to pretty much anybody, couldn’t they?

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      • From all I read about Morocco’s cannabis trade it’s all grown in the mountains by certain tribes who have been connected to it for aeons. Seems pretty obvious to me that as the government has just legitimized the growing and selling of it for medicinal purposes they intend to financially control it and the tribes will have a monopoly. I can imagine a blow in, blow hard like Christie would get short shrift with his air conditioner claptrap. And rubber stamp.

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  8. Perhaps I’m too used to protest groups using hashtags (no pun intended) for #Endchildpoverty or #Endglobalwarming, but I read Abe’s hashtag (this time the pun is intended) as #End O’Cannabinoid System.

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    • I’ve come to the conclusion that he just likes the way certain words roll off his forked tongue. “Pedosodomite”…”endocannabinoid”…he just revels in being able to say words of more than one syllable. It’s the novelty, I guess.

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  12. I didn’t realise this gent (AC) had a YouTube channel. I saw that he follows Tere Joyce. It might be coincidence but Ms Joyce has linked up with Shaun Attwood and his former squeeze Cali/Jenny. I find myself wondering are they all linked or is it just a coincidence. Now am I becoming conspiracy minded – I hope not.

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      • Oops phone call interrupted my post, apologies lol.
        To continue, perhaps we are all in an online cloud with troofers against non-troofers, plus goes without saying the hoax mob.

        Btw Matt Taylor, who denies his crimes on his blog, told Tere Joyce she was ‘hot’.

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        • Beauty they say is in the eye of the beholder, McG. BTW, folks, the SRA facebook page (the one where they seem to have conflated H—-stead and Haut de la Garenne) has a link to a YouTube of the children in the H—-d hoax police interviews so if the mods of the site feel uncomfortable please amend as necessary. The Facebook page linked is maintained by Raven Runningwolf. Going by her name she may be native American who ARE a minority who have been treated ill over the years. I’m sure I’ve seen her comment under the Konkrete video about Wilfred Wong as River Rain. Of course, people from the American continent seeing this from a distance may be suckered into having a misconstrued version of certain events.

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          • I’m pretty certain that “Raven Runningwolf” is what we call a “plastic Indian”–one who has no connection to any First Nation, Métis, or Inuit community, but adopts an NDN-sounding name because they think it’s cool. It’s not.

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  13. At first I hadn’t realised that EC had linked to AC’s video so had done a search on E—–d system and there seems to be a subsection on YouTube about it including contributions by people other than AC. I haven’t studied the E——-d system personally.

    I don’t know why some folk find it hard to swallow that the H——d hoax is a hoax. After all there have been hoaxes all through history – there’s even a site devoted to them http://hoaxes.org/ (some are quite funny). The Piltdown Man is one I can think of and the Hitler Diaries and J.T. Leroy. I’m likewise bemused why Ms Archer’s believers can’t take on board that she’s telling tall tales.

    Earlier today I was watching one of Coffeezilla’s scam exposing videos. It wasn’t anything to do with satanic panic but it was to do with crypto currency – some social media influencers had been promoting an alleged scheme where some crypto currency could be used to ‘save the kids’ and some discrepancies had come to light. That’s not a matter for this site but it made me think that schemes to do with children can be used to clutch at the heartstrings. I should add that ‘Save the Kids’ isn’t anything to do with ‘Save the Children’ – though apparently it’s possible to donate to ‘Save the Children’ in bitcoin. Not that I own any cryptocurrency.

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    • “That’s not a matter for this site…”

      But that kind of scam is the sort of thing that Quatloos deals in. There is a certain amount of cross-over concerning the usual suspects, because whilst some are pulled in by a “Won’t somebody think of the children?” cry, usually behind it all is a scammer. Neelu, for example, with her Swissindo nonsense. Wanoa and his tidal energy scheme, Hopeless and her string of perpetual motion scams, Touchy-Giraffe and the UCC etc.

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  14. I came across this page on the internet https://www.facebook.com/groups/487305378921053/ (it mentions angelascaches. In the comments someone asked about proven cases of SRA and had received this gem of a reply:- “Hampstead heath on the Isle of Jersey in the Channel Islands is the only documented one I can think of right now”…..er um, geography must have changed since I was at school. I don’t know anything about Anneke Lewis so can’t say whether or not she is a genuine survivor. The site mentions NXIVM. While NXIVM was a nasty and exploitative cult I don’t know that it had anything to do with satanism.

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  15. BTW the lady I alluded to before is called Anneke Lucas not Lewis. I don’t know if she is a bona fide survivor or not.

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  16. This looks as though it might be interesting. https://youtu.be/TABn_ooiBTA Something from the Getty Museum about the medieval ‘blood libel’ – *which some of the latter day conspiracy minded folk are re-inventing.

    * From * are my thoughts – not those of the Getty Museum.

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    • That’s one of their Satanic sites- the Getty Museum. Apparently there’s a huge underground building where all manner of terrible things go on- children sacrificed and cut in half for their Andrenochrome (or whatever the f*ck it’s called) and then their poor little bodies burnt in a furnace, Can’t remember where I read that- may have been the full on nutcase who passed away from brain cancer (figures) who claimed 1000s were flown in each day in Boeing 727s although Donald Trump’s sicrit QAnon army saved the occasional Jumbo full and yet oddly none of those kiddies have ever spoken up.
      Or was all that in Ms Archer’s speech in the park? So confusing.

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      • Ghost, this business gets more confusing to me daily. Crumbs,I didn’t know the Getty Museum was allegedly “satnic”. I have a layperson’s interest in history and during the lockdown I watched some online presentations from sundry museums. I can’t remember exactly which one but a learned bloke gave a presentation about a historical artefact pertaining to a pagan goddess. There was someone in the comments taking whichever museum it was to task about talking about something pagan. For goodness sake, I grew up reading (among other things) tales from Greek mythology but that doesn’t mean I believe in the Olympian deities. When I was a kid conspiracy theories were about things like the Loch Ness Monster so relatively harmless – or maybe the weird and not so wonderful theories were always there and I was unaware of them. Flat earth I’ve tended to think of as silly but not necessarily going to prove noxious. I can of course always voluntarily avoid the conspiracy corner of the internet but must confess I have an interest in knowing how the events pertaining to this site – and to JA – play out.

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        • Sadly if you scratch a conspiracy theorist, going back to at least von Daniken, you’ll usually find a fascist of some kind.

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          • There’s probably truth in what you say, Adam. I think Rowbotham the 19th century flat-earther may have just been a prankster.

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    • We naively assume that no one would lie about having cancer, or being sexually abused for that matter. It seems that some people just don’t have any human decency and are prepared to push their own fantasies no matter what effect they have on other people.

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  19. Off topic but I’ve watched some of a Sharon Gale video and someone (not SG) was accusing Tom N of faking a German accent. Perhaps Ms S-P needs a break from all the nuttiness on the internet.

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  20. This is about Eyebrows Archer not DaddyHemp but does anyone know what religion Wilfred Wong subscribes to? I thought he was Catholic but JA who apparently is palsy-walsy with him is seemingly gunning for Catholics now. https://twitter.com/views_s/status/1414678336593350657 If anyone can’t click on the link it’s mentioned on James Hind’s twitter feed with something about “Devil lives in the Vatican”. Perhaps I was wrong and WW just worked for Lord Alton but didn’t share a religion with him.

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