Yes, it’s official. The poll that Abe and Ella themselves commissioned has returned an overwhelming majority in favour of them coming back to London and going on hunger strike:
I’m sure they’ll honour the results of this poll just as they did with their (also self-commissioned) vote for them to do an interview with the BBC (LMAO!). And I for one would pay to watch them try to go even one day without their beloved cannabis soup and glass of Christie-whiz.
By the way, if ever someone who claims to be my “trusted adviser” advises me to return to a country where I’m wanted by the Police and starve myself to death, please remind me to fire the bastard. Thanks.