Jeanette Archer & QAnon: A match made in heaven

According to a reporter who once interviewed notorious American illegal withdrawals specialist Willie Sutton, when asked why he robbed banks, Sutton offhandedly replied, “Because that’s where the money is”.

On the same note, the big-tent conspiracy theory QAnon has attracted any number of false Satanic ritual abuse claimants, presumably on the basis that that’s where they’re most likely to find people gullible enough to buy their “child abuse porn fanfic porn”. Over the past year, QAnon has made its way across the Atlantic, infesting the UK, Ireland, and parts of Europe, and merging with the anti-Covid lockdown anti-vaccine movements in a series of marches and demonstrations.

And thus on 24 October 2020, we found faux SRA survivor Jeanette Archer marching through the streets of London in support of an anti-mask, anti-lockdown, pro-QAnon agenda. (Alert readers may recall that only 48 hours earlier, Archer had been at the bedside of her dying “long-time friend” Sam Lea, but as Archer said in a voice mail message, “Game on!”)

Archer began fulminating about QAnon’s God Emperor, Donald Trump, a few months into her career as a professional SRA survivor.

In this video, at 8:16 she laments Trump’s impending fall from power:

What I am fucking blown away about is that last video about Trump, I mean, fucking hellll, he was like the hope! 

In another video, she curses someone out on the basis of their working for the NHS and being “pro-Biden”:

What a bastard, I can’t believe she said that. Fucking sick c*nt. … Erm, she’s pro-Biden, she was pro- the 666 rule that came in… Yeah, she’s an NHS bird, I think. I went through one of her things and she’s pro-Biden, she was pro- the 666 rule that came in…If Biden gets, if the Democrats now get exposed for fraud, I think what happens is they just get eliminated out of the equation...

More recently, Archer attended yesterday’s “March for Freedom” in London, which seems to have incorporated not only anti-lockdown/anti-mask demonstrators and QAnon adherents, but protesters against the current Israel/Palestinian conflict.

Bit of a mixed bag, but was Archer deterred? She was not.

“Jeanette Archer exposing Satanic ritual abuse”. You don’t say.

Sporting a bright red sweatshirt announcing herself as an SRA survivor (just in case anybody failed to notice), Archer joined yesterday’s QAnon/Covid contingent.

At 13:08 in the above video, Archer addresses Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson! I want you to answer for all the children and babies that you’ve murdered in the name of Satanic ritual abuse!

Boris Johnson! I want you to tell the world about adrenochrome! I want you to tell the world about the children’s blood that you’re drinking! And the children that you torture! Before you drink their blood! I want you to admit to Satanic ritual abuse! Because I know! I know the truth! And I am never ever gonna shut up, until the world knows the truth! You are a Satanist! And I know what you are! I know what you all are!

And I know why you’re doing the Covid lockdown! Because you want the children’s blood! You want the adrenochrome! You want free access to the most powerful and addictive and dangerous drug on this planet! And if all you people in your civil servant outfits think they won’t come for your children, you’re WRONG! They will come for your children too!

Interesting how Archer has now incorporated QAnon talking points into her presentation, along with a nod to the hated Covid regulations. She’s clearly learned to shape her message to her audience, and the most likely audience for her particular grift is the UK QAnon crowd.

These are people who fully accept that a cabal of Satanists is kidnapping children, trafficking them into sex cults, and abusing them in bizarre and horrific ways. They also believed until quite recently that former U.S. President Trump was somehow going to put an end to the cabal and save the world, though these days it’s a bit harder to find QAnon believers who still make that claim. Still, Trump or no Trump, they want to hear alllllll about the horrific child sex abuse. The nastier the better, please.

And that’s where Archer comes in.

She’s ready, willing, and able to pander to the delusions of the UK QAnon crowd, tailoring her own story to mesh with QAnon doctrine:

I was raped! I was buried alive! You kept me in your underground tunnels!

https://www.facebook.com/103908958004058/videos/1969983413152869

Wait, what? Underground tunnels? Has she mentioned this before? Well, never mind, if QAnon adherents believe in underground tunnels, underground tunnels it is! QAnon’s wish is Archer’s command.

Wrapping up her rant, Archer throws in a plug for her next appearance, on 26 June. The crowd seems to have grown a bit restless, and people have begun shouting over her, but Archer won’t go down that easily.

I’ll be exposing the truth! Because I know what you are!

There, she’s got the crowd’s attention again. She leads them in a chant: “It’s time! It’s time! It’s time!…” though they don’t specify exactly what it’s time for. Tea, perhaps?

The moment passes, the crowd mills about a bit, Archer’s online fans rave about her amazing performance and promise to join her at next month’s march, where she plans to expose SRA…again.

Hey, it’s a crowd-pleaser, don’t judge.