Bronwyn Llewellyn is on another beetroot-juice-fuelled rampage, and as usual, she’s naming names.
We’ve been more or less ignoring Bronwyn Llewellyn lately. Let’s face it, she’s really a bit of a sideshow—actually, ‘sideshow freak’ might be more accurate.
It was brought to our attention yesterday that Bronny ‘Dumpty’ Llewellyn seems to have been having some sort of breakdown over the past day or two. No, we mean even more so than usual. But we think we might have uncovered the source of it. Yesterday evening we received a plain brown envelope from one…
It seems that those of us who oppose the Hoaxtead promoters aren’t the only ones who feel a deep and abiding love for Bronwyn ‘Humpty’ Llewellyn. Turns out that wherever she lumbers about, Bronhilda just has a gift for making friends.
In a move that some are calling shocking (others are just standing there gape-mouthed, incapable of coherent speech, and one person had to be hospitalised for shock), long-time Hoaxtead hawker Bronwyn ‘Dumpty’ Llewellyn has decided to switch sides and join the Hoaxtead Research team.
Abe and Ella need to let their underlings know about their change in policy.
Bronwyn can’t edit Abe’s blog any longer, so she’s stuck with her own.
Yesterday we shared Bronwynn ‘Numpty’ Llewellyn’s fascinating insights into how Abrella’s disgusting blog got taken down. According to her, it were RD wot dun it. Because of course it was.
More fun guesses about who took Abe and Ella’s blog down. Hint: it was us.
Can you imagine having Bronwyn as your writing teacher? Neither can we.