FAQ Update: Why did Abraham get involved in the hoax?

One of our readers suggested yesterday that we answer a rather important question: what were Abe’s motives for getting involved in the hoax? When complete, we’ll add this section to the FAQ page titled “The mother and her boyfriend“. As we said in yesterday’s FAQ update, please feel free to ask about anything we might…

A cult with no name?

Sometimes it’s the little things. In yesterday’s blog post, we noted that RD’s children had stated that the so-called “cult” had somehow escaped being given a name: Police: Then you said there’s a bit where your Dad put the brown coloured willy, plastic willy … Child Q: No but my Dad, my Dad doesn’t have…

Abraham Christie’s Mystical Theory of Bum-f*ck Magick

You can always tell when Abraham Christie has been stung by a comment, as he starts reeling off pseudo-mystical twaddle by the arm-load. On Tuesday, he was in a right old frenzy, jamming the comment boxes under Ella’s 9 March video with his usual bunkum—which made us wonder: do Abe’s cult-like followers ever actually read…

Abe faces tough questions with his usual aplomb

Following this week’s exploration of the subject of the infamous tattoos—why they’re likely not real, how they exemplify Abe’s habit of claiming unwarranted expertise, and why Ella didn’t seem to notice that the fathers of her three children were, er, genitally decorated—we thought we’d take our theories on the road, and run them past Abraham…

Hungry days for Ella and Abe

Despite the recent spate of videos featuring Ella describing her terrible plight to a new audience of gullible nitwits, things have been a bit tight financially for Ella and Abe lately. We have heard rumours that Ella is no longer in receipt of her monthly stipend from her ex-husband, and hasn’t been for some time;…