BREAKING: ‘Alan Alanson’ sentenced to 9 months

Alan Colley, known to Hampstead hoax followers as “Alan Alanson”, was sentenced to nine months in prison at Newcastle Crown Court earlier today. Colley/Alanson also received a Criminal Behaviour Order (CBO), which will remain in place until a further order supersedes it.

Colley had originally faced charges of Harassment 4, “harassment putting people in fear of violence”, but at his 9 May hearing he pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of malicious communication—”sending an electronic communication with intent to cause distress or anxiety”.

As “Alan Alanson”, Colley posted a slew of malicious and threatening posts on Facebook, many directed at the parents in the Hampstead case. His posts were notable, as well, for their anti-Semitic bent. Colley also posted as “Alan Boyes”, but that account appeared to be for the benefit of his non-conspiranoid friends and family members.

While Colley could seem almost amiable at times, striking up near-civil conversations in the comments section of this blog, he showed his true colours in the days immediately following his November 2016 arrest:

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems just a bit unwise to give a “no comment” interview to the plod, then be led away effing and blinding, only to blurt out the nature and details of one’s offence in a crowded (and well-CCTV’d) custody suite.

Despite his many claims that he was a devout Christian, Colley was fond of making threatening allusions to shooting people in the head, as in this November 2017 post:

Hoaxtead Research’s interest in the case

Colley’s case was of particular interest to us, as EC had been scheduled as a witness at his trial, having provided police with some small pieces of evidence in the lead-up to his arrest.

So we were surprised in February this year when he posted in the comments section that he had not been charged:

Just thought I’d pop by and say hello sports fans… Out of ten, ‘how much does it piss you off that I have not been charged’?

Was this wishful thinking on Colley’s part? Or an attempt to goad EC into contradicting him? Hard to say. However, he followed up with two more before calling it a night:

Oh you do mind/remember me Kazza, you should?

and

Why do you feel/think you need to censor my posts… are you yellow ? are you frightened of what I might say… Karen Irving, do you deny being El Coyote? be careful before you answer… Because there are folk busying to link you to such a handle… Will check in later to see if you have gained some fortitude.

Colley had apparently not been keeping up, as EC’s identity had been well known for at least a year by this time. However, it again seemed unwise of him to attempt to contact a person who he must have known was a witness in his case.

As “Alan Alanson”, Colley had forged online relationships with Hampstead hoax pushers such as Angela Power-Disney, Jake Clarke, Kristie Sue Costa, and others.

His sentence comes in the wake of a slew of stern sentences related to child sex abuse hoaxes, and may reflect a growing understanding of the damage which can be done by false allegations of sexual abuse, especially when they are amplified online.

407 thoughts on “BREAKING: ‘Alan Alanson’ sentenced to 9 months

  1. Ooh, so he got a Rupert! Thanks for sharing, EC 🙂

    I hope this sends out a message to all the other people who every day are still doing exactly what Alanson did. Everyone from Inverness to Oldcastle to Brighton to Kincorth should take note. I wonder who’ll be next.

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        • “Fat Purple Haired Dyke….” Oh dear… Now I’m no expert on UK law but I’m pretty sure that’s libellous, criminal and an invitation to the men in the white coats to make return visit with their rubber walled van.

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    • Noakes @ 2:25 – “The Data Protection Act is yet another piece of European legislation that takes away our rights” 😖

      OK, I’m pretty sure I won’t make it to the end of this.

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    • At 16:35 Noakes says that the punishment for treason is death and goes off on one about all the people that should be “hung by the neck until dead” 🙄

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    • Not convinced by this David Noakes and his attachment to the Fruit loop Brigade.
      He can’t be that silly seeing he amassed a reputed £8M fortune from his quack “cure” and purchased planes which he could fly and luxury cars.
      If these fake cancer cure grifters are such humane types why don’t they just give away their “cure”?

      Noakes is doing his partner’s case no good. He plead guilty in court and he gives the appearance of mocking his light sentence as he now claims he is the victim.
      I hope French authorities are taking note. Whatever Thyer says in court has to be seriously questioned.
      I expect Noakes’ victims- those who had side effects and believed his rubbish -have a case for suing him in a civil court for damages.
      I reckon he’s trying to create confusion in an attempt to delay and stop anyone pursuing his money.
      When you have dingbats like Ramola D to promote you it’s easy to portray yourself as some sort of crackpot rather than a cold and manipulating con artist ripping off desperate people.

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      • From someone on Guernsey, four years ago:
        “As someone who has had face to face dealings with David Noakes. It is my opinion that that he does actually belive much of the bonkers conspiracy theory stuff he spouts”

        From that same comment thread:
        “There seems to be an increasing cross-over between GcMAF grifters and the stalkers and stoners of the broader ‘truther’ community — people who have moved on from denying any one specific official account (9/11, Sandy Hook) to a general philosophy of *everything* is a Gubblement Lie.”

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      • I can well believe that someone can believe this stuff and amass a lot of ££ as well. Noakes was clever or lucky in his choice of con. The combination of an easy product -none of the cost of research, testing, approved production methods – plus a desperate customer base willing to try anything, leads to a licence to print money. Combine that with the narcissm which is immune to the wickedness of his actions or the pain he’s causing. Such a person could easily be persuaded that there’s a magic loophole that only clever people like him know. And that lawyers who tell him it’s not true are just protecting themselves. It would be hard for him to believe they are professionals with his interests at heart because that’s a mindset completely alien to him – he thinks only of himself and so believes everyone else is the same. Such people are easy to con as they only see things from their point of view – look at Sabine’s former friend, Elizabeth Watson.

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        • Noakes was clever or lucky in his choice of con.

          Cons, plural. Noakes was simultaneously pimping a second Secret Cure for Cancer Suppressed by Big Pharma, something called Sodium dichloroacetate or DCA.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20120814114309/http://dcashop.eu/info/

          However, DCA did not lend itself so well as a cure for autism and CFS and umpteen other conditions, so Noakes eventually found GcMAF to be more profitable.

          Such people are easy to con as they only see things from their point of view

          Truthers are such easy prey.

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  2. Pavement Taster the bandwidth waster must be apoplectic. Meanwhile well done EP et al for cutting of this loathsome,pointless twat off from both of his viewers.

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    • Yes he / she is an Exceptional Elementary Penguin.
      Paterson needs a good hobby. He’s getting far too angry which I expect is out of sheer frustration that EC is not upset about being called fat or purple / red haired or even, a lesbian !
      Why does he think being called a lesbian is an insult ? . It was an insult dodgy blokes use to hurl at ladies who gave then the cold shoulder in the 1960/80s if they dared rebuff their “gentlemanly” advances.
      Besides we know he could never afford a wood-chipper seeing he lives on “the social”.

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      • Yes, I fear he is distraught that I have never responded to any of the hundreds of emails he has sent me. Sadly, I cannot reciprocate his devotion, as my heart belongs to another, but I can certainly understand his frustration. I hope that one day he will be able to move on.

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          • Last night I had a dream / nightmare that featured Lee Cant briefly. Maybe it was because of my medication, some similar to what Lord Wanoa is currently on.
            We and 100s of others were in some bizarre huge factory filled with zillions of mechanic parts and Cant was pontificating on how to fix something but he had it all wrong.
            You will be pleased to know I gave him a good telling off and he looked quite stunned and was silent.

            If I start to dream about Paterson that’s it- back to the doctor for different melds.
            In the rest of the dream I was at a beach where 1000s of people had gathered to watch Megan Markle and Hilary Clinton go swimming together.
            No more late night snacks or reading the MailOnline just before bed for me. What if I start having wet dreams about Neelu?.
            He visibly shudders.

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          • @Sam, well done for giving him a good telling off. 😆 Btw, don’t eat after 6pm & only read the MailOnline in the afternoon for fear of ….well…..Neelu! 🙃

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      • I think the problem is how obviously hopeless they are. The definition of threat to kill is: made a threat to kill another person, intending that someone (not necessarily the intended victim) would fear that the defendant intended to carry out the threat.

        I find it impossible to believe that any of these intend to do anything which involves more effort than typing or yelling. We’ve seen (outside the RCJ) what happens when John Paterson encounters actual physical violence rather than talking about it.

        That said someone who didn’t know them better might take it seriously, so they are at risk to some extent. But if I were defending them I would present my client as the chief exhibit.

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        • But isn’t there a difference between, say, US and UK definitions? I know in the US they use the test of whether they believe whether there is an actual intention by the perp to kill, which is why so many “death threats” don’t result in any American police action, whilst the UK police will intervene and interview on whether the victim thinks there is a threat but an actual prosecution will rely on the man on the Clapham Omnibus interpretation?

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    • He does realise that they can IP block, or if they really wanted to, could contact his ISP and get his net access removed- sure there are ways around it, but his ‘technical expertise’ seems rather um poor, shall we say…

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    • Also, if he has several hundred channels, why does he need to keep making new ones? He seems oblivious to the fact that “Date joined: August 16th, 2019” is clearly displayed on his ‘About’ page 😆

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  3. Finally another Andy walk ‘n’ whinge:

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    No dogs today, though. Apparently the missus already took ’em out earlier this morning… and spotted a wild boar that looked like Rick Coll. Or something.

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  4. Good to see another idiot come up short against the majesty of the law.
    News from Glastonbury – Araya Soma has gone to ground completely as far as I can see. All her facebook profiles are now gone and she’s keeping a low profile in Glastonbury too. Can’t post it here, but if I were her, I’d be looking at a different way of making money. She was placing herself as the big name in the anti-5g group in town, which is full of the usual stoners and conspiracy nuts. But an acquaintance of mine wrote to all the local councillors with screen shots of some of her facebook posts – the ones praising Hitler etc. and her own gang then realised what a liability she is. Also a bit of a blow (no doubt) was when she was openly ridiculed on our local facebook noticeboard (which tbh is for the very thick-skinned only)… and what was lovely to see was by the tone and information in the posts, it was pretty clear that she’d been checked out here on Hoaxtead!

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  5. Good of Praterson to share his secret crush and sexual fantasy with us but the phrase “too much information” springs to mind:

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    • One year? Meh, that’s probably as they have better thing to do – like deal with real child molesters etc. Don’t worry…..they’ll get to you Angie……..trust me on this.

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    • Angie will be most upset that it’s now been revealed that Tommy Robinson’s go-to Iman “Sheikh” Mohammad Tawhidi who constantly claims in interviews that all Mosques should be pulled down and says Robinson is correct saying that Muslims plan to set up Sharia Law systems in the West (as promoted by John Wanoa and believed by Neelu) is a complete fake who never passed any exams and has tried to pass himself off as the leader of the South Australian Muslim community when Australia’s peak Muslim bodies have all pronounced his as bogus.

      Possibly just another con-artist but these creeps can be dangerous. The awful Sydney Lindt Cafe Sydney siege killer who murdered two innocents passed himself as as a desperate political refugee Iman from Iran when in fact he had fled Tehran after ripping off a travel agency he worked at for a small fortune.
      http://guerillawire.org/politics/tommy-robinsons-go-to-imam-isnt/
      “Tommy Robinson’s Go-To Imam ISN’T ”

      Mind you he was exposed previously on the excellent Oz ABC TV show Media Watch which really shows up the paucity of “research” that Robinson and supporters (Angie) “research”.
      https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/fake-sheikh-of-shock/9972660
      ” ‘Fake’ Sheikh of shock”

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    • Does he even know what a residential school was? Could he name a single location of one? Does he know when the last one was closed down?

      I know, I know, expecting facts from these numpties is a lot to ask. 🙄

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    • Princess Fairy-Poo keeps whinging about “assassination attempts” while exulting in the company of Praterson and his incessant claims to be a multiple murderer leading an international team of assassins. It’s almost as if she tries to be a nauseating piece of trash.

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      • To be fair, I think “assassination” means something different to her than it does to most people and the dictionary. “Assassination” in Neelu-speak means “bring a legal process to bear”. So you can be assassinated by receiving a parking ticket or a notice that your street’s going to closed for repairs. Just as “treason” means “do something Neelu disapproves of”.

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  6. Aww, poor old Praterson’s been having one of his meltdowns on Abe Christie’s page.
    (The comments below were directed at Flo, Kilrush and ‘George Dufort’, lol.)


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    • I think I’ve worked out who Praterson’s California contact is who’s gonna terminate us all. It’s his second favourite Austrian:

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      • I’m not too sure.
        Arnie is married to a Kennedy ie: one of the Illuminati Freemason Elite Reptile Shape-Shifting Mob. Another member of the Hollywood Elite.
        I guarantee it will be revealed his phone-number is recorded in the little black book owned by Mrs Eloise Frobisher who lives just two blocks from the late Jeffrey Epstein’s NY house who despite never even hearing of the late billionaire, this will prove Arnie is connected to the Lolita Express and is known to be have been in LA one day when the plane flew over.
        Arnie is one of “them” although he could have course seduced Prattleon into revealing the inner secrets of Lord Wanoa’s plans for World Domination.

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    • It’s pleasing to see Johnny is now restraining his anti-Semitic attacks after so many complaints about his racism.

      As Prattleon has said many times :
      “I’m not in the least bit antisemitic and that is a vile attack. I do not hate Jews. I just hate all Israelis and those other Joos who live everywhere else. It’s terrible to accuse me of racism just because I point out that every Joo on the planet thinks and acts alike and the vast majority are Lesbian Drag Queens with funny colored hair who should lose a bit of bloody weight. How can that be racism?”.

      “This is as bad as falsely accusing me of issuing death threats when all I want to do is arbitrarily lynch a few (100) of my critics and feed their limp bodies into a wood-chipper (feet first) to provide fertilizer for our soil. I’m sure Andy Devine will back me up on this”.

      “Indeed as I said to Andy just the other day- I’m very liberal minded and even read the far left wing newspaper Der Stürmer which provides all the facts and figures I need about the Jewish World Plot to force everyone on the planet to celebrate Rosh Hashanah and eat apples and honey and open a high fee account at a Rotshchild Bank”.
      “And Andy like me has complained that someone seems to be nicking out daily copy of Der Stürmer as the last one I received was in 1942.”

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      • This crowd haven’t really reached the “object-permanence” state of development… if Lynda Thyer is not directly in their field of view, that means she doesn’t exist any more.

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    • “and record the calls”

      I hope this conversation-taping lady is not too hung up about her own right to privacy, because otherwise she would look like a hypocritical piece of garbage, no wait.

      A href=”https://everydayconcerned.net/2019/06/13/biomedical-researcher-lynda-thyer-traumatized-by-extradition-threat-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-attempt-as-natural-remedy-gcmaf-effective-in-cancer-treatment-is-demonized-by-mhra-and-pharmaceutical-estab/”>Secret Surveillance and Profound Invasion of Privacy

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      • An attitude crystalised by a number of calls in which she’s insisted on the receptionist giving her their name whilst point blank refusing to give them hers.

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    • SP, Moorzy doesn’t appreciate that even if (very, very big if) Krusty became king in the UK, Mark Zuckerberg isn’t a British subject so UK laws wouldn’t apply to him then?

      I didn’t intend to comment here today but having seen the video EP cites (and part 2 is up now), I hadn’t heard of the Belinda who made that video previously but I thought it ironic that she referred to people to visit this blog as being “obsessive”.

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      • Good spot, CAW!
        Fact-checking isn’t the fruitloops forte, I’m afraid. I mean, yesterday Praterson was blaming Zuckerberg for taking down his YT videos. I don’t think he’s quite worked out that YouTube and Facebook are two different things yet.

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  7. 7:50 – “I would safely say that Smut Clyde, the Office Tapir, Elementary Penguin, Danny Royce, El Coyote are all one and the same person. I think all these accounts are Karen.”
    😆😂🤣🤪

    Dammit, I always suspected that Karen was me and now it’s been verified by a – cough cough – reliable source 😆

    And Smutty too, who has his own successful blog. He’s me too!

    I must say I’m immensely flattered 😃

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    • By the way, it’s interesting to see Babs sucking up to the mentally unhinged jungle-dwelling anti-Semite, racist and serial liar Tom Cahill. Nothing creepy or desperate there, then 🙄

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    • That’s quite an achievement to be running two excellent blogs with completely different styles. Fair play to you, Smutty… er, EC… er, me. Fuck, I think I need a lie-down.

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      • Uhh?.. are you sure? It’s in my diary this week to be EC and I’ve worked for ages on my look :
        overweight.. check
        red/purple haired..check
        lesbian..take my word for it
        Drag queen / Transgender..check
        Jewish..could be
        Gorgeous..of course

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        • I see that since I commented (very recently) EP has linked part 2 of the Belinda video. Ghost, I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody thinks that really is your picture. There are some folk who take things literally, don’t seem to get a joke.

          In regard to the notion that EC is a woman of many parts, or should there be many IDs, I did come across a conspiracy theory in the looniverse where some folk believe people “play” multiple real life people. Bill Hicks (whomsoever he is or was) is also Alex Jones is one such suggestion made out there in YouTubeland and the late Princess Diana faked her death and is either Yvonne Rothschild or Elton John’s husband (depending on which conspiracy theorist is myth-making that day).

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          • I hope they DO think it’s my picture. It’s how I would like to be seen. Glamour and class.
            EC may be a woman of many parts but I am also a man of many of many parts.
            Sadly most of them are beyond their use by date and in urgent need of repair.

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    • So now I’m Smut, Karen, Karen’s daughter, Karen’s husband, Karen’s son, Danielle la Verite, Christine Sands, Yannis Emmanouel, Sheva Burton, a Scotsman called Dom, a Mancunian called Danny, a “Brummie nonce”, the Hampstead dad, an old lady from Hounslow and a university lecturer from Medway.

      Mine’s a Scotch, please, with a vodka-and-Xanax chaser.

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      • Does she not get that me commenting in French was meant as a jokey reference to Neelu’s request for people to call the French government? Is she really that stupid?

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      • Wouldn’t it be amazing if there were someplace where you could just punch in your questions and find out the answer almost instantaneously? For instance, I would love to know just how many Canadians actually speak French.

        Oh, wait. Maybe I will ask the Goofle.

        tappity-tappity-tap

        Hang on just a cotton-pickin’ minute, I think we’ve hit pay dirt!

        French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6 percent of the Canadian population, second to English at 56 percent) according to Census Canada 2016.[1] Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the official and majority language. 77 percent of Quebec’s population are native francophones, and 95 percent of the population speak French as their first or second language.[2] Additionally, about one million native francophones live in other provinces, forming a sizeable minority in New Brunswick, which is officially a bilingual province, where about one-third of the population are francophone. There are also French-speaking communities in Manitoba and Ontario, where francophones make up about 4 percent of the population,[3] as well as significantly smaller communities in Alberta, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and Saskatchewan – around 1–2 percent.[3] Many of these communities are supported by French-language institutions.

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        • Yes indeed. And in two separate videos yesterday Babs uttered the immortal line, “Something like that anyway but I can’t be arsed to check.” But hey, she’s a trooper and a little ‘blockage’ like that wasn’t going to stop her from speaking with authority on a range of topics and slinging mud at random people. Noooo

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    • Yes..Elvis didn’t die sitting on the toilet scoffing a peanut butter sandwich but faked his death and is living in Israel with JFK, Michael Jackson and now Jeffrey Epstein.
      Little known fact: Elvis wore an Chai necklace in honour of his mother who was (for Pete’s sake don’t tell Paterson) a Joo.
      # although some say he is actually working at Gracelands as a caretaker.

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    • Ciccada 3301 is a Crypto-Community/Tribe that puts out very elaborate puzzles, some say for pure entertainment, others say to recruit crypto talent. Thomas Schoenberger seems to be a componist who tends to use some of the mathematics involved in crypto in his compositions. Both have been linked via a bunch of conspiracy theories. Schoenberger seems to be a complex, multi-facetted character as artists often seem to be. Some people state he is a troll. I have not yet looked into him. Ciccada on the other hand is fascinating and you can find good info on them on Wikipedia and on Brainscratch.

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    • The only person who talked of any of that was Chris Fay, oh and may be a bit of Bill Maloney too, She`s not great with dates? she`s not great with the truth either, how come no one else saw the said picture? even Chris Fay said he didn`t know where it went. Angela, you`re full of shit, So Angie you didn`t think of telling anyone when you actually saw the picture, you just happen to mention it now.

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      • Yes, much like she didn’t think of reporting alleged videos of Ella participating in child sexual abuse…until she was in a spat with Team Ella on the HRes Facebook group, and needed a weapon against them.

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  8. As a general comment, and not just this court case, I cannot understand where the claimed viewing figure of 4 million derived from regarding the original footage of the kids talking to camera. The number of true believers in the hoax seems to be in the region of a few dozen.

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    • “2. The subject children have been named repeatedly on the internet. Their photographs and film clips in which they feature have been published and re-published widely. Filmed police interviews of the children have been uploaded on to publicly accessible websites; so, too, intensely personal information relating to both children. As at 10 March 2015, more than 4 million people worldwide had viewed online material relating to this case.”

      http://www.bailii.org/cgi-bin/markup.cgi?doc=/ew/cases/EWFC/HCJ/2015/26.html&query=ZC14C00315&method=Boolean

      “How Hampstead satanic abuse cult allegations came to be online and viewed by four million people worldwide”

      https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/crime-court/timeline-how-fantasy-hampstead-satanic-abuse-cult-allegations-came-to-be-online-1-4001668

      “The judge said that four million people had viewed material about the case online, many of whom had ‘a sexual interest in children’. Several of those implicated had received menacing emails and phone calls at all hours of the day or night.”

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11483750/Evil-mother-tortured-children-into-telling-police-their-father-was-leader-of-Satanic-sex-cult.html

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      • I would think that real pedophiles would find those videos irresistible – two angelic looking kids talking about sex and often in an excitable and enthusiastic manner (knowing that had to please that brute Christie who would slap them if they got it wrong).
        From my limited reading about “pedos”, there can be quite a bit of fantasy involved in the belief pre-pubescent kids actually want sex with their abuser.

        And not a single one of the hoax promoters gives a thought to the children’s right to privacy. Pleasing that as they become teenagers, looks rapidly change and it’s often hard to recognise a 15 yr old from when they were 9.

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    • Paragraph 2 of Mrs Justice Anna Pauffley’s judgment following her March 2015 fact-finding hearing reads:

      2. The subject children have been named repeatedly on the internet. Their photographs and film clips in which they feature have been published and re-published widely. Filmed police interviews of the children have been uploaded on to publicly accessible websites; so, too, intensely personal information relating to both children. As at 10 March 2015, more than 4 million people worldwide had viewed online material relating to this case.

      This number, I believe, was derived from viewing estimates found on YouTube, the Change.org petitions set up by Sabine McNeill, and Vid.me. There may have been other sources of which I’m not aware.

      Obviously, every person who viewed the videos did not instantly become a full-scale promoter of the hoax. The great majority would have seen the videos and been horrified, but not everyone would have believed that what the children were saying was true; and of those who did believe what they said, only a few would have bothered to become “activists”. Even on the fabled never-ending David Icke Forum discussion group, the true believers were really a small core, while others might have accepted some parts of the story, and still others thought the whole thing was bunkum.

      That said, whenever there has been a revival of the videos, for example by Thomas “Giant Honking Nostrils of Doom” Dunn, we notice small resurgences in those who claim to believe in the hoax. It seems to have reached the status of urban legend, with few bothering to look closely enough to determine that they have been fed a load of nonsense.

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  9. Remember Leonardo Edwards? The bleach-enema scammer whose infant son was taken into custody because his idea of “treating life-threatening diarrhea in an infant” is “pump bleach up his butt”, and who responded by going through the legal steps for return of custody catching the next plane to Portugal?
    https://hoaxteadresearch.wordpress.com/2019/01/07/parents-of-snatched-baby-promote-toxic-cure-all/

    I see he has a new grift now, in addition to “selling industrial bleach as a health panacea at a huge mark-up” and “whoring for donations through a GoFundMe appeal to support his life-style“… he’s joined the Sovereign Citizen business, spells his name with extra colons, and sells copies of the Quantum Grammar book to would-be scammers who want to learn the secret incantations that win every court-case (Judges hate it!).

    This has caused some strife with other scammers who reckon that they have exclusive rights to rip off would-be scammers.

    Edwards has not returned to the UK to wield the quantum-grammar powers and win court cases and regain custody of his no-longer-infant son, so it’s almost as if he knows the book is total shite.

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  10. Aww, it seems Angie’s not happy. If only we’d tried to warn her about Heather. Oh wait – we did. Repeatedly. But she called us lying trolls and blocked us 🙄

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  11. Nurse! Mr. Paterson’s having another one of his turns…


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    • Sooooooooo does that mean she has a Sword of Steam (possibly a Russell Hobbs Iron?) or is it just a hilt due to water and fire cancelling each other out? I’m so confused and that’s before we get to grammar and general rules of the English language.

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    • OH oh, look out, Pratterson’s got ‘BillnBen’ ex SAS out after us…

      Ex Seed And Soil

      Both experienced Sappers!!!

      Woodchippers at the ready!!!!

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    • Patersons natural talent for colliding with things could have launched a career on the telly or assisting medical students studying the long term effects of post concussion syndrome.The man is truly wasted simply joining words together randomly on YouTube at his ripe old age.Sad.

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  12. If you don’t know already, “Abel Danger” is the handle and website of of Field McConnell, conspiracy theorist and general all round right wing nut job. Big hat – no cattle as our American cousins say.

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  13. It seems that Sasha Stone has made a really terrifying film about 5G called ‘5G Apocalypse – The Extinction Event. It starts with Mark Steele saying the 5G rollout is a weapons system. The way he describes the development of the generations and what’s to come I found myself waiting for him to announce that 5G will become self-aware at some point, in which case we can expect a terminator….or something. Anyway, David Icke makes an appearance. Mark Steele does his thing to save Gateshead. Then someone called Thomas Joseph Brown appears and he’s apparently ‘Director of Sciences – New Earth University fellow’. I have to say that description piqued my interest so I went off to look at the New Earth University website. First thing to come up was an advert for Jim Humble’s (bleach man himself!) book. Jim is also a ‘fellow’.

    The faculty at the New Earth University will be interesting to some of you as Sir John Walsh of Brannagh (now also using the title ‘Dr’) is on it. There’s a smattering of real Phd’s in there alongside some dubious ones and I enjoyed reading about people’s specialisms. There’s the usual wellness and woo stuff in there as well as some more (probably Glastonbury friendly) topics about energy and the like. (Some of the faculty have done Ted Talks so who am I to judge!) While wellness and woo predominates I came away disappointed not to find courses in Defence Against the Dark Arts or Mandrake potting. Closest thing was ‘vibrational testing’. I’ll leave that to your imaginations.

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    • To be fair they seem to have rumbled our hidden agenda behind 5G.

      Since at some point all internet traffic will be routed (at least partially) through 5G networks, the only way that Neelu, Devine and the walk-into-lamposts man can be certain that they will not be effected by this terrible directed weapon system is to perform a precautionary disconnect, smash their routers and never use the internet again.

      Of course. if they do that, the rest of us will be able to enjoy fast connectivity without having to endure these nutcases.

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    • Lots of Freeman-on-the-Land scamming there:
      “UCC: How to Own Your Strawman by Bibi Bacchus, NEU School of Natural Law Faculty. Learn from this inspiring, eye-opening 40-min. film gifted by Sacha Stone introducing Bibi explaining the basics of Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) – how to kill and then own “your strawman.” 25,000 + people have studied this …”

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      • I’m not too sure I like your tone as I am a former student of the NewEarth Uni and received First Class Honours in ‘Own Your Own Strawman’.
        You make it sound questionable?. Did you make it past third grade? I did. I am indeed, one of the 25,000. They’re going to make a TV series about us and I’ve just received the synopsis: The Disappeared : “25000 people suddenly disappear and the re-appear 10 years later having not aged a minute but seemingly have had their brains re-arranged spouting all sorts of New Age Claptrap leaving family members puzzled” : a script by former Warwick University Chancellor Angela Power D’Isigny (for it is she) Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, creators of the Oscar winning movie ‘Good Will Hunting’ (although Damon & Affleck played very minor roles and were deemed “co-writers” even though they just worked in the studio canteen.)
        My Strawman:

        ## apologies..a mix-up: that’s just a snap of me on the way home from the pub.

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        • The next course I plan to major in is “Why Do Vegetables Need Friends?”. This is one of those questions that have vexed me all my life. Kept me awake at times & on other occasions I’ve woken up with start after a nightmare where I’m being chased by giant carrots yelling “won’t someone think of the vegetables ! ..oh the humanity ” (especially after a late night snack of cabbage soup).

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          • Blimey Slacha, I’m reading the New Earth University handbook and it says you should lie down while I test your vibrations. As Sir John would no doubt say “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”

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  14. We entered with Alan Alanson going to prison – haven’t any of the hoaxers reacted? Took them all of a month to forget all about Sabine …

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    • I informed Angela, Kaley, Matt, Praterson and Devine and asked them for their thoughts, to no avail.

      Not even Alanson’s on-off blood brother Arthur Kaoutal has said anything.

      Meanwhile, Alanson’s old mucker Malcolm Ogilvy, who traditionally posts 5-7 posts about the Hampstead dad a day, hasn’t mentioned him once since Alanson’s sentence was announced. Read into that what you will 🙂

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  15. I’ve genuinely lost count of how many identities Heather Brown’s attributed to me in the last 24 hours. I’m Steve Keys now, apparently. And she also seems to think Steve’s a copper 😆

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    • LOL, I’ll bear that in mind next time he names a protected witness and his children and threatens to have him and everyone who defends him put through a woodchipper by gangsters or hanged from the nearest lamppost. Bless ‘im 🙄

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  16. Andy really is proving himself once again to be a despicable onanist in every sense. I see that he hasn’t taken up my suggestion that he get a soap box and get down to the Marina to spout his bollocks to all the holiday makers, surely the much wider audience he so obviously craves. “Manic Street Preacher “…Oh the irony! I reckon he is shitting bricks because after what happened to Sabine and now Alanson he must know that if a certain father has made formal complaints about him then a return to the UK may not be beneficial or easy!
    EP. Don’t let up on this bastard. You have him by the balls and he hates it. Shove his 200 year old plastic royal seal right up him!

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