It’s been a bit of a standing joke around the Hoaxtead Research water cooler: after nearly four years of reporting the antics of the Hampstead SRA hoax promoters, we’ve grown accustomed to their allegations that this blog is run by your choice of government agency:
EC has lobbied fiercely on behalf of the RCMP, but we weren’t sure where we would keep all those horses. Plus (no offence, Canada) the scarlet serge jackets look itchy, and those hats? No thanks.
But laugh as we might about the hoaxers’ belief that we’re in the employ of any agency, we’ve actually been startled lately to realise that we now seem to have achieved the position of “most hated and feared blog” amongst the conspiraloon set.
We noted yesterday that ex-cop and wannabe whistleblower Jon Wedger, along with his new friend Wilfred Wong, not only made the usual claim that everyone who reads this blog is a Satanist and therefore a child molester (an equation we dispute), but claimed that we would “be exposed” (been there, done that), and that we should be forced to take polygraph tests.
(Why polygraph tests? Has the ducking stool gone out of fashion?)
In a live-stream yesterday, Andy Devine expressed relief that we hadn’t jumped out of the bushes and murdered him:
I haven’t seen any Dragons or, erm… I’ve not seen no Hoaxtead Research…around, waiting in the midst to come out and take me out. But I know they’re all out there. I know they love me. I know they really love me really…
Whatever Andy’s pal the Pavement Taster might claim to the contrary, we really don’t harbour a goon squad which we deploy to rough up errant troofers. Sorry to disappoint.
And in a recent video by failed American comic Tere Joyce, she repeated Angela Power-Disney’s mantra:
We suspect that what she meant to say was, “Hoaxtead and its readers are British (mostly) and far more intelligent than I am”, but she couldn’t fit all of that on the screen.
Joyce’s amazing proof that we are “British Intelligence”?
Now Hoaxtead is highly organised, they have a website, and their agenda is to debunk or discredit anybody who is questioning satanic ritual abuse with the children, or part of the investigation.
Because anyone who can speak in complete sentences and has a website is clearly “British Intelligence”. Duh.
Joyce spends the rest of the video “proving” that we’re run by some unspecified government agency by invoking the blogs of some illiterate bloke near Kincorth, along with Matt Taylor’s various fictions and fantasies. (At one point Joyce, ever the diligent researcher, regurgitates Taylor’s ludicrous allegation that one of this blog’s commenters is actually Mary Millington, the famous British model and porn star…who died in 1979.
Also: Joyce is unable to pronounce “Staffordshire”. See previous remarks re: Intelligence.
While we’re not unhappy that this small blog is recognised in certain circles as a force to be reckoned with, we have to admit we’re more than a bit surprised to find ourselves as feared and reviled as we now seem to be.
Looks like we must be doing something right.