Abe still trying to court Brian Harvey

It’s been a few weeks since we last checked in on Abraham Christie’s hilarious Instagram page, and we weren’t really expecting to find much of interest, other than the smarmy little bully’s usual Desert Cosplay routine. 

We were pleasantly surprised, then, to discover that Abe has been busy on the one social media channel that’ll still have him. 

Remember kids, if this man asks if he can show you his wares, run and tell a grown-up. 

Brian Harvey, won’t you please come play?

We noted with some amusement that Abe is still waving madly in hopes of grabbing the attention of Brian Harvey, apparently unaware that that ship left the harbour months ago. Still, as we all know, Abraham has never allowed mundane things such as “facts” or “reality” to stand in the way of his deranged fantasies. 

“I know, I’ll make him think I sympathise with his persecution…that’ll win him over for sure!”

Abe is still clinging desperately to his “Leon Brittan tattoos” narrative, apparently unaware that when he inserted “tattoos” into the story he forced his girlfriend’s children to repeat, he was sending up a red flag which scared Bill Maloney off for good.

Maloney, as we know, was the one who embroidered upon Andrew Ash’s description of Brittan’s alleged birthmark. So seeing his own lie bouncing back to him via the Hampstead SRA hoax was all the signal that Maloney needed to exit, stage left. 

Nonetheless, Abe just can’t seem to stop harping on his fantasy, presumably in hops of winning Brian Harvey over to his side: 

BRIAN HARVEY v IAN PUDDICK👁
Excellent investigative job by BRIAN HARVEY.
SHILLS Bill Maloney; BRIAN ‘U.K.Column GEERISH; Chris”Snuff movies🎥”Fay; IAN ‘Madam Butterfly’ 🦋 “I know lots of ‘BENT’ Masonic policemen & Talmudic crypto jews” Pedosodomite PUDDICK; Sunday EXPRESS Newspaper reporter James Fielding; AND ‘Longest ever serving’ CHILD ABUSE UNIT ‘Police’Officer JoNathan ‘Numnuts’ sic.WEDGER and others, CONSPIRE TO PERVERT THE COURSE OF “JUSTICE” by ‘manipulating/bullying/pressuring crédible yet vulnerable,( after a life-time of sexual enslavement ) ‘Operation Fernbridge’ ‘LEON BRITTAN TATTOO’ witness/survivor Andrew Ashworth in the “ATTEMPTED” COVER UP OF LEON BRITTAN’S HAMPSTEAD DEVIL GROIN TATTOO! 
Hey Presto👁 #Abracadabraham 💥 [ ] It’s NOW a birthmark)⁉️ 🎯.HOAXTED ‘THE CULT’ have spent an inordinate amount oof time & energy ‘attempting’ to COVER UP “Imaginary” TATTOOS. 👁 Thanks for BLABBING about LEON BRITTAN’S ‘DEVIL, TATTOO on his “groin”/genitalia SHILL BILL! We couldn’t have worked it out without YOU! MALONEY, GERRISH & WEDGER Also SAT on the HAMPSTEAD TATTOO evidence for months before GERRISH was compelled to cover the case.🐢 NUMNUTS JoNathan Wedger still maintains his innocence; although he’s been plugging the LEON BRITTAN BAPHOMET GROIN TATTOO LEAK since the late 1970’s till early 1990’s North Wales Child Abuse & ELM GUEST HOUSE Scandals ….<#hampsteadcoverupuncovered#hampsteadcoverup see Andrew’ s Express interview on Brian Harvey’s YouTube Channel 👁Please note Andrew’s apprehension as FAY moves around the table to sit beside him, on MALONEY’S whispered instructions AND note Andrew’s “Trauma Based Mind Controlled” #pedosodomitedeathcult ‘glitch’ after he tells the LIE about a ‘birthmark’ which pertains to another politician way back in the 1970’s in Amsterdam#jimmysaville #jimmysavile @super_____m @ian_puddick @justice4brianharvey #pedosodomitedeathcult💥

Yes, it’s a shambolic mess. You expected maybe Shakespeare?

Nevertheless, here are a few highlights: 

• Abe seems to have read our post in which we identified Jon Wedger; prior to this, Abe had no clue who he was, and referred to him as “notorious police informant” Nathan Wedger. Aby, you could at least credit your sources, old man. 
• Funny how Abraham accuses this blog (“the cult”, LOL) of attempting to cover up the tattoo issue. Perhaps Abe has forgotten his conversation with Jean-Clement Yaohirou, in which he stated, “It doesn’t prove anything….It doesn’t prove anything. I can put that on my private parts. It doesn’t prove anything. Tattoo doesn’t prove anything, Jean-Clement….what I’m telling you is that as evidence, it proves nothing…. That’s what I’m saying. It proves nothing. Gosh, those pesky audio recordings. Who knew they might come back to bite Abe in his scrawny wrinkled arse one day?
• Trying to convince Brian Harvey that Andrew meant “tattoos” and not “birthmarks” is unlikely to work. Abraham forgets that Harvey was present during that interview. He saw what happened, and he’s not a stupid man—he already knows that Abe, like so many others, is trying to use his celebrity status to push his own sleazy agenda. 

As for the emoticons and demented hashtags littering Abe’s weak attempt, all we can say is “old man + new iPhone = sad little noob”. 

Oh, and while we’re on the subject…

We speculated a while ago that Ella had finally realised that Abraham was a liability, and had dumped him. Turns out we were right…which somehow makes Abe’s bleating about “pedosodomite death cults” and another man’s children all the more pathetic: