Abe Christie oozes back onto Twitter

We’ve noticed over the past few weeks that Abraham Christie and Ella Gareeva Draper had begun re-sharing some of the videos of RD’s children on YouTube again, so we weren’t particularly surprised to note on Friday that Abe has created a new Twitter account, under the moniker @papahemp2. (Apparently @papahemp and @papahemp1 were already taken, and @SlimeballInChief might project the wrong image.)

Portrait of a Poser

From his Moroccan head-wrap over a Muslim prayer cap (since when is Abe Muslim?) to the ostentatiously displayed “Biochemistry” textbook, Abe is the very picture of poseur-ism.

Speaking of that book, it’s the third edition, issued in 1999, of an elementary university text which got very mixed reviews when it came out.

Funny that Abe would choose an out-of-date first-year undergraduate book on biochemistry to demonstrate his alleged “PhD level” knowledge. Though perhaps that’s all he and Ella could afford by way of a prop…and we’re sure it will convince his few remaining followers of his astonishing scientific prowess.

In case you’d been missing Abe’s wheezy, half-baked delusions, we can assure you that he’s still regurgitating them:

Yep. He still thinks that anally raping children will cause them to have some sort of mystical “God experience” which causes them to become “addicted” to being sexually abused by adults. (This theory is shared by Abe’s drooling  devoted fans, Cat Scot and Malcolm Konrad Ogilvy, by the way.)

He hasn’t got over his bitterness at Brian Gerrish, Bill Maloney, and Jonathan Wedger for outing the Hampstead SRA hoax to the police back in 2014:

And it looks like he’s still smarting over the fact that we thoroughly and unequivocally debunked his laughable “tattoo” claims:

Yes, the old Abe is back, complete with his well-honed debating style: “When you can’t think of anything to counter their reasoned arguments, call them stupid poo-poo heads and run away”.

Just like the old days, only this time Abe is clearly courting a new group of potential supporters: Brian Harvey and his fans. 

This cunning plan has only two flaws:

1. Brian Harvey has already stated unequivocally that he sees through the Hampstead SRA hoax, and knows that Abe’s addition of tattoos to the story was merely a sop to Bill Maloney; and
2. Harvey has devoted at least one Periscope and several YouTube videos to explaining in great and glorious detail what a wanker he thinks Guidance2222 is.

Whoops.

Sadly for Abe, Harvey has rejected the conspiranoids and FOTLers who attempted to sabotage his court case earlier this month by refusing to stand for the judge, and has seen through Maloney’s attempts to use and manipulate Andrew Ash.

We are confident that Harvey will understand Abe for what he is too: just another nasty little cling-on, attempting to use Harvey’s fame (and his dedicated fan base) as a stepping stone back into the conspiritainment biz.

Good old Abe. Some things just never change, do they?