Calling all ‘Shadow-People’: Belinda’s monthly Sabine update

Hello all you wonderful ‘Shadow-People™’ out there in Radioland: it’s time for your monthly update from Sabine McNeill’s best friend (alleged) and occasional prison visitor (also alleged), Belinda McKenzie!

In this month’s episode, we’ll discover a side to Sabine which none of us could have suspected, and learn about how the evil powers-that-be have been finding ever more fiendish ways to oppress her whilst she awaits trial for 15 counts of violating her lifetime restraining order and four counts of harassment under Section 4 of the Freedom from Harassment Act 1997.

Take it away, Belinda!Update #1 of course is that Sabine’s remand has been extended past its statutory limit to the date of her trial. All you faithful Shadow-People™ out there already know this as we reported it at the time, but Belinda’s followers aren’t necessarily as perspicacious as you lot, so it could bear repeating for their benefit.

And Update #2 will excite those Mindless Minions™ and Gullible Numpties™ who were able to contribute to Sabine’s bail bond fund back in December: the £20,000 was refunded and has now been refunded. Huzzah!

We do hope that once all the pennies were counted everyone received their money back in the same condition in which it was lent.

Belinda’s next observation, however, did take us a bit off guard: “…Sabine being a fundamentally spiritual person….”

Say what? When did this happen? Unless by “spiritual” Belinda means “histrionic whiner”. Perhaps she could issue another update to clarify.Update #3: this is probably the most interesting of the lot, and one which has left us perplexed and wondering what happened to occasion it.

It seems that for some reason Sabine is now not permitted to receive mailed documents “by Royal Mail or through the prison letterbox in the lobby of the Visiting Centre”.

Whatever Belinda thinks, we at Shadow-People Incorporated™ do feel very strongly that prisoners must be accorded certain basic human rights; those on remand, of course, ought to be allowed a bit more latitude, given that they have not been convicted of any crime.

It seems to us very peculiar that Sabine’s mail privileges have been suspended, and even  more strange that she suspects that this was done at the behest of the prison’s Public Protection Unit. What must one do to have one’s mail taken away? We really don’t know, and we think it would be foolhardy to speculate.

(That said, Chester the Cat was recently heard to mutter, “Jake has probably been sending her tiny little files with which to saw through the bars and make her escape”. However, as usual Chester was under the influence of catnip at the time, so we paid him no heed.)

Belinda’s update was followed by the usual palaver from the Mindless Minions™ and Gullible Numpties™ , which we have omitted here because we are feeling lazy, but we did think this response worth preserving:

After explaining that after her evening sherry or six she frequently falls asleep at her desk, Belinda tries to step back from her role as one of the prime forces behind the Hampstead SRA hoax.

Fascinating that she’s still claiming that there is a “particular group of people” (whom she cannot name due to her very own court order, and damned if Belinda will be joining her friend on remand!) who are “hell-bent on revenge that we exposed their doings 3 years ago”.

Hmm, we wonder who she could possibly mean? Skating a bit close to the edge there, Belinda, no?

We did get a good chuckle out of the idea that the “certain group of people” could have any influence over Sabine’s current prison situation, though. If the residents of Hampstead or those who contribute to this blog had any such powers, there are a great many people out there, who are currently still publishing hateful material about an innocent and unfairly smeared community, who would have been behind bars long since.