It seemed straightforward enough at first.
A kind reader drew our attention to a video which included the illegally published images of RD’s children.
The video was linked to a “Judicial Commission of Inquiry into Human Trafficking and Child Sex Abuse”, which in turn is a project of something called the “International Tribunal for Natural Justice“, ITNJ for short.
Shades of Kevin Annett! we thought, but as it turns out this is actually the project of a person called Sacha Stone, aka Simon Jean Paul Sacha Adams, born in the former Rhodesia in 1966, and now spending his time between Bali and London.
Sacha/Simon is both a failed rock musician and the founder of the rather grand-sounding organisation “Humanitad“, which describes itself as
an international non-governmental, non-profit, self-funding organisation committed to the promotion of interfaith and intercultural tolerance and fellowship between all nations and faiths”. According to the Humanitad website, it achieves that “through global arts and cultural exposition, education and the facilitation of coherent and progressive exchange amongst international leadership.
Got all that?
Humanitad’s director for “Institutional and Constitutional Law” appears to go by the name (you might wish to take a deep breath here) “Sir John Walsh of Brannagh, the Duke de Ronceray Sir John Francis Patrick Cyril Colclough; GCStJ, LLB, DipCrim (Melb.), BEd, DipEd (Monash), DJuris, PhD (Columbia), GradDipLaw (ANU); Barrister-at-Law, constitutional lawyer; son of: Sir John Francis Colclough Walsh of Brannagh, The Duke de Ronceray and The Hon Marie Bridget Colclough Walsh of Brannagh”.
Oh, and he’s also “Regent of the Royal House of Anjou, Marquis de Segre, Count de Bauge et de Fontevrault, Viscount de Fontevrault and Baron de Beaufort”.
Incidentally, he earned his PhD from Columbia all right, but perhaps not the Columbia University you’re thinking of—it was in fact “Columbia Pacific University”, an unaccredited mail-order diploma institution located in Hawaii, for those lacking sufficient academic wall ornamentation.
Our Australian readers might be familiar with Sir John, about whom more later.
Meanwhile, back to you, Sacha/Simon
A blog called Riddled describes him thus:
[Sacha] rebranded himself as Messiah of the New Age when his would-be rock-star career went tits-up in 2003. Since then he has been claiming credit for United Nations initiatives, bolstering his pose as an independent peace negotiator by photobombing meetings of ambassadors, and promoting a portfolio of New-Agey companies like Humanitad, the Natural Justice Academy, the International Tribunal for Natural Justice, New Earth Nation, New Earth University… all about Childhood’s-End / Age-of-Aquarius / Cosmic-Consciousness Global Transformation, and the appropriation of indigenous cultures. There may well be Spirit Quests and Sweat Lodges involved, and one expects his sites to use Papyrus font throughout. His logos are modelled on Mandalas but come across as half Spirograph doodle and half Biohazard pictogram.
Oh, did we forget to mention that Sacha hawks something called “Immortalis”, a proprietary
snake oil product which he claims will extend human life by hundreds of years. Shades of Abe’s raw hemp juice!
According to the Humanitad website,
The Immortalis Klotho Protocol, as it is now coined, will be dispensed for the next two to three years within a measured and strictly limited client-base in various nations. We will be studying its effects upon divergent genomes, amongst people enjoying different lifestyles, dietary configurations and set within differing environmental conditions. Humanitad will oversight these surveys in league with the Immortalis team and Dr Ruggiero’s team in Arizona, and we will publish the findings as appropriate, whilst seeking to engender a new conversation in the biological sciences. A conversation which hopefully begins with placating all cynics and skeptics by leaning in toward the wisdom of the great Socrates, wherein he acknowledged that ‘the only thing I know for certain is that I know nothing at all’.
But wait! That’s not all!
According to the good folks at Riddled,
Stone is such a caricature of the prototypal New Age grifter that it can only be deliberate, much as Nigerian-Prince scammers try to be obvious about it, so they don’t waste time on people who retain a vestigial sense of skepticism. Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?
The Star-Child Paradigm Shift adorns a foundation of libertarian / far-right Sovereign Citizen movement, in which we each become our own nation — united by Natural Justice and the “Spirit of the Law”– to escape outmoded tax regimeslegal jurisdictions. You can learn more about Stone than you probably desire from this useful profile, including his fondness for Kenyan-Obama Truther trumpery. Who could possibly have predicted that a white refugee from what is now Zimbabwe would prove to be a colossal racist gobshite? Then there’s the Elders-of-Zion antisemitism.
Despite feeling as though we’d leapt down a never-ending spiralling rabbit hole to nowhere, we began to feel we were getting a picture of Sacha/Simon.
And now, back to the ITNJ (remember that?), which apparently is scheduled to hold a three-day hearing in London next month on the topic of (what else?) Satanic ritual abuse and child trafficking.
Take a wild guess who the presiding judge will be at this shindig? Go on, just guess.
If you guessed “Sir John Walsh of Brannagh, the Duke de Ronceray Sir John Francis Patrick Cyril Colclough” you win a lifetime supply of Immortalis Klotho (and that’s saying something, if all Sacha’s claims are to be believed). (Travel to Bali and accommodation not included, sorry.)
Even more interesting, “confirmed witnesses” include our old friends Lee Cant, Fiona Barnett, and Cathy O’Brien.
Who’s funding it?
And what would any conspiraloon event be without its own crowdfunding page? Here’s the ITNJ Judicial Commission of Inquiry into Human Trafficking and Child Sex Abuse page, which has amassed $18,000 on its way to its goal of $120,000.
According to the page, contributors could be in for some pretty spectacular rewards, if they dig deeply enough into their pockets. Here are just a few:
An hour on Skype with Sir John Walsh of Brannagh?! Wahey! Sign us up!
There’s more—so much more!—but we really feel ourselves slipping into Never-Never Land at this point.
Let’s just say we didn’t even begin to touch on Sacha/Simon’s interactions with SRA-claimant cum cult leader Teal Swan, nor his interviews on Mel Ve’s Conscious Consumer Network, nor with his expedition into the land of free energy using the unusually named QT-pi generator (could Hoaxgirl have a new competitor?).
Our verdict on Sacha/Simon? Kevin Annett with more hair, more imagination, and a better web designer.