Well, that wasn’t predictable at all.
When Kristie Sue appointed Deborah “Mad Moo” Mahmoudieh and Kane “#BabyEater” Slater to co-moderate her Retrieve the Chickens Facebook page, she could not possibly have foreseen that the two professional wingnuts would be at one another’s throats within weeks.
While today’s pagga might have originated in the more private confines of the Sooper Seekrit Facebook Groop™, it been going public over the past few days, commencing with arguments between Deborah and several American fruitloops who disagree with her stance on Donald Trump (she’s not a fan).
Yesterday we noted Slain Crater’s shot across Debs’ bow: “I can’t watch any of your videos because your accent is torture to me”…
Within hours, Debs had thrown together one of her rambling, incoherent videos, this time aimed at her soon-to-be erstwhile Canadian colleague and all his Trump-loving friends [Canadians like Trump? But they seem so nice!—Ed.]:
This one builds up to one of Debs’ trademark satisfying rolling crescendos, starting around 20 minutes in. The gist of the video can be summed up as “Fook off, the fooking lot of you”, repeated at higher and higher decibels for about 40 minutes.
A few hours later, apparently not content with her initial video response, Debs posted another clever riposte:
Ooh, “covert pedo-supporters”? Nice jab, Debs.
And an hour after that…yet another video, this one mercifully short but spectacularly shambolic:
Debs has had some time to think about the grave insults she’s suffered at the hands of the Troomp…er, Trump-lovers on Beseech the Chickens, and here’s where she lets it all hang out. There’s weeping! There’s shrieking! There’s desk-pounding! There’s dramaz!
Don’t let the smiling faces on the thumbnail shot fool you: this one is less like an everyday run-of-the-mill raging diatribe than Godzilla on a drunken rampage, hauling up skyscrapers by their roots and hurling garbled invective at anyone who’s ever crossed her. Ever.
And then the coup de grâce: Debs rage-quits Beseech the Chickens:
Phew! A short but dizzying ride, well worth the price of admission.
And all you covert pedo-supporters over at Besmirch the Chickens, we’ll bet you’re sorry now, aren’t you?
What’s that? Speak up, we can’t hear you.