Neelu Berry accuses Ilford police of baby-murder cover-up, car theft

According to Princess Lou Lotus of the Planet Zog, police in Ilford have adopted a novel approach to “baby murder & criminal cover-up”: they are attacking innocent women at ungodly early hours of the morning, stealing their sons’ cars, dishonouring them through acts of treason, and generally making nuisances of themselves.

(Don’t laugh. Cover-up via car theft is totally a thing.)

When police and bailiffs turned up at her home at 6:10 a.m. to repossess, er, steal her son’s car, Lotus Princess was ready for them, however.

Wielding her ever-present cell phone camera, she demanded to know the names, ranks, and serial numbers of those who would dare repossess her son’s car for a mere failure to pay £613 in fines. Having fended the bailiffs off on two previous occasions, Lotus Princess finally agreed to pay the outstanding amount…only to be turned down by the car theft/cover-up artists.

In a series of prepared statements, Lotus Princess stated:

CONFERO COLLECTIONS CAME VERY QUIETLY AT MY HOME 6AM WITH RECOVERY LORRY AND ILFORD POLICE IN THE DARK AND STOLE MY SONS CAR BMW330D WORTH £12,000, FROM PRIVATE LAND, WITHOUT ANY PAPERWORK, WITHOUT ANY WARRANT, WITHOUT KNOCKING AT THE DOOR, WITHOUT ASKING FOR MONEY – AND EVEN WHEN I OFFERED TO PAY (ONCE I BORROWED THE MONEY AMOUNT ALLEGEDLY OWED £613). THIS WAS AFTER WE FILED A CLAIM IN THE HIGH COURT AGAINST CONFERO COLLECTIONS LTD AND EQUITA LAST FRIDAY 27 OCTOBER 2017 CLAIM HQ17X03956. THE LORRY DRIVER TOLD ME THE CAR WILL BE AUCTIONED AFTER A WEEK. THE POLICE REFUSED TO BE SERVED WITH CORRUPTION CLAIMS WHICH PROVE THAT THE WHOLE PUBLIC SERVICE IN THE UK IS RUN BY CRIMINALS.

SO AFTER HELPING THE BAILIFFS STEAL THE CAR, THIS POLICE WOMAN CALLED THE POLICE ON US BECAUSE WE WERE DEMANDING THE PAPERWORK ALLEGEDLY ISSUED BY THE COURT WHICH THEY CLAIM AUTHORISED THEM TO ASSIST BAILIFFS TO STEAL THE CAR UNDER THE PRETENCE OF OUR SAFETY, FROM PRIVATE LAND IN A CIVIL MATTER. THIS IS HAPPENING ALL DAY EVERY DAY IN THE UK! CIVEA THE BAILIFF REGULATORS AND THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT MINISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL CRIMES INCLUDING THEFT OF CHILDREN AND HOMES USING POLICE, AMBULANCES, HELICOPTERS – AND THEY THINK WE NEED THESE PUBLIC SERVICES WITH THEIR CRIMES!

As my son’s car is being lifted by the PDS Dawn Raid Car Theft Truck, Female CONSTABLE XXXXXX Badge 2XXXXA pushed and knocked to the ground, two male members of the public, one elderly, shouting “I’m gonna nick [arrest] you” after knocking them face down into the ground and claiming “I ain’t trespassing” whilst on private land – she became violent after demands were made for paperwork. She then resorted to call “back-up” police and when two Police cars arrived within a few minutes, she said she had cancelled them and they can go away. When Protection Fraud Network Corruption Proof Claim Form was handed to the Police Sergeant, XXXXXXX 1XXXA who was master-minding the event, he refused to take it and walked off.

These public servants are evidently guilty of Treason and must be put to a jury for their crimes of impersonating public servants, embezzling public money, abuse of power, abuse of office, fraud and treason – all because I expose the Baby Murder Criminal Cover-up by Police…and dissolve the Council for its crimes.

We were unaware of the existence of “PDS Dawn Raid Car Theft Trucks”, but hey, you learn something new every day.

Lotus Princess’ son, Crown Prince Lotus, can be seen barging around in the background of the above video, attempting to stop the police and bailiffs from removing his car.

Famous self-styled “equity lawyer” Edward W. Ellis makes a cameo appearance at 9:43, as he attempts to explain the situation to puzzled-looking police:

Now the reason the people in this house are so relevant is that in 2000, a baby was murdered. That baby exposed the killing of babies for formal theft. All of the..the…the…the…cases that people should remember were triggered by the murder of the niece of the family.

Sure, that makes perfect sense. Let’s just call the whole thing off, say the police.

Nah, just kidding.

The police state that they are there to back up the bailiffs, who have made previous attempts to seize steal Lotus Princess’ son’s car, but Mr Ellis continues to patiently explain the situation. Sadly, this was to no avail; in the end, all that remained was this strange hole in Lotus Princess’ drive: Is this the space/time portal through which the car was repossessed stolen? How does the repossession theft of a car aid in the cover-up of a baby’s death? Why is Edward W. Ellis? WTF?

For answers to this and other questions, tune in again. Or perhaps not. Hard to say, really. And now, we’re off to take a nap. Wake us when it’s over.