The other day we happened upon this interesting titbit over on Steemit, which describes itself as “a relatively new company, founded in early 2016….[which] uses a new cryptocurrency to reward users who upload articles, images, commentary, etc.”. The poster, “healingherb”, was unfamiliar to us, and claimed that they didn’t know any of the details of this case, but we thought we’d poke around a bit anyway. Lo and behold, it seems that “healingherb” shares some interests with our old friend Charlotte Ward, aka Jacqui Farmer, aka Carleea.
So much for that whole “I don’t know nuffin’ ’bout no Hampstead SRA hoax!” claim. There’s that word again—”conspirituality”. And sure enough, further down the same page…Need we even say that the link leads here: Yes, Charlotte is still trying to flog her “peer-reviewed academic paper” to other conspiranoids who will presumably not notice that her “conspirituality” theory is based almost entirely on raw data from Google Adwords. That’s right: her great and wonderful theory simply reflects the number of times people in various countries search for the term “illuminati”, which she interprets as evidence that conspiracy theories are becoming a new worldwide religious force.
The “conspirituality” link is one of Charlotte’s calling cards, but just in case we were wrong, we had a look for further evidence that the Steemit account really belongs to her. Eventually we wound up on the Project Avalon Forum, “where science and spirituality meet” (they said it, not us). We apologise for the teeny-tiny print on this one…apparently the Avalon people haven’t updated their chat page design since 1995. Here are the basics: It’s the usual bilge: “Pizzagate is real, ermagerd, Satanists and babies and tunnels and cheese pizzas oh MY!” Charlotte supplies a convenient link to her Steemit page at the bottom of the post, like so:
…and that link leads to this page: Incidentally, if you’ve ever wondered how Charlotte/Jacqui did the “research” for which she was infamous, you might enjoy this heartwarming story: How I activate my kundalini through cannabis. She’s renamed Jacco de Boer “Fred” for some reason, but otherwise this is vintage Charlotte. Our favourite part was this:
I was sitting chatting to my husband at the table after that first pipe of (medical) Super Sweet Tooth. The room acquired a pink glow – the fridge sparkled and I could feel a mighty power shimmering in the air.
“Oh oh – it’s kundalini,” I thought.
So I said to Fred, “Can you feel the power, too?!”
When he confirmed that the fridge was not in fact sparkling, I recognised it as K and expected I was in for something interesting. I would need to try this again.
A few days later, I found some serious evidence for a child abuse case I was investigating. After a small pipe of Super Sweet Tooth, I was visited by the Archangels of the Four Quarters: they congratulated me on being a “Hero” for publicising the evidence and each one of them rewarded me with a gift.
I am totally not lying here. I know this sounds crazy but I didn’t know what to do so I got down onto my knees and thanked the Archangels because “I was not worthy”.
They said, “Stand up like the warrior you are.”
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Here’s what we want to know: what gifts, exactly, did the Archangels of the Four Quarters give Charlotte? Perhaps something to clean the sparkly bits off the fridge? Because sure, a pink sparkly fridge is all very well when you’re getting baked, but we think it’s one of those things that would get awfully old awfully fast.
Oh, and here’s another, about how Jacco and Charlotte managed to “cure” their alcoholism…by getting hooked on cannabis. Brilliant.
My partner is fortunate in that he is not (or does not appear to be) drinking to escape anything more painful than “boredom”, although his parents went through a phase of hitting the wine (never each other) that lasted a few years when he was a teen. But once we started growing cannabis, and distilling our own alcohol for solvent, the potential for him to hole up in the office with his hooch and a stash to smoke while gaming for hours (weeks, even) arose and he was starting to get stuck in. This is not great for any relationship. I’ll be honest: we had a(nother) massive row about it on Jan 1 so made a joint decision to transcend this deadlock by turning Fred Coming off Alcohol into one of our cannabis oil experiments.
“Joint decision”, geddit?
…
Never mind, let’s move along:
Fred tells me that so far, for him, using cannabis oil has been a magnificent way to stop drinking. The reason, he suggests, is that once you are high on oil, you forget to drink altogether – so you are able to break habitual patterns. He now walks the dogs stoned instead of tipsy. He has had a few urges to drink but they have been short-lived.
Erm…okay, sure. Whatever you say, Charlotte.
Bottom line: looking through Charlotte’s Steemit account, it’s pretty clear that she’s trying to “monetise” her various interests, from “conspirituality” to “initiation” to cannabis. So far as we can see, she’s made a US$334.85 since she joined in January, which by our reckoning is approximately US$334.85 more than she deserves.
A couple more Charlotte posts for the true afficionados:
https://steemit.com/thealliance/@healingherb/true-story-my-first-exorcism-not-scary-thealliance
https://steemit.com/ecotrain/@healingherb/true-20-min-psychic-operation-experience-ecotrain
If she wasn’t round the bend before, she’s definitely there now.
Oh, by the way, the “Casa” is the Casa de Dom Inacio in Abadiania, Brazil.
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Awarded to El Coyote…
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Haha, thanks! 😀
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Rather apt in light of Charlotte’s frequent boasts about her alleged “tunnelling” skills. She was rather fond of the term, I seem to recall, even though her tunnelling abilities basically amounted to scanning people’s Facebook pages for photos of them looking vaguely shifty, thereby proving that they were satanic baby-munching cannibals.
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Yes, that plus drawing insanely implausible conclusions from the scantiest possible evidence.
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“A few days later, I found some serious evidence for a child abuse case I was investigating. After a small pipe of Super Sweet Tooth, I was visited by the Archangels of the Four Quarters: they congratulated me on being a ‘Hero’ for publicising the evidence and each one of them rewarded me with a gift.
I am totally not lying here. I know this sounds crazy but I didn’t know what to do so I got down onto my knees and thanked the Archangels because ‘I was not worthy’.
They said, ‘Stand up like the warrior you are.'”
And that’s what she based her entire harassment of the Hampstead community on? There goes my will to live 😦
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I know. It was at this point that I started banging my head against my keyboard.
Oh, by the way, on Steemit, Charlotte and Jacco are “Gabrielle and Fred”.
https://steemit.com/introduce-yourself/@healingherb/an-investigation-into-cannabis-oil-aka-rick-simpson-oil-and-spirituality
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On the bright side,if the 4 quarters maintainers have little better to do than fanny about taking the piss out of a couple of extremely insignificant stoner earthlings it suggests all must be proceeding somewhat tickerty boo regarding impending planetary cataclysms and other cosmic cock ups and stuff.
Doom merchants must be well miffed.
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Rosemary and Fred did you say?
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😆😆😆
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Top-notch detective work, EC.
By the way, as well as cannabis and alcohol, Charlotte was also rather partial to the occasional shroom, if memory serves.
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That’s right. I think her argument would be that they’re “natural”. But you know, so is arsenic.
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They had “a massive row” about cannabis, so they made a “joint decision”…
Don’t give up your day job, Charlotte.
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Great work as always, EC.
And speaking of fruitloops, do I take it from this ‘hashtag hmmm’ and reference to court closures that Angie is already blaming the impending hurricane on MI5 / Hoaxtead Research / the Lizard People / the CIA / Mossad / Social Services (delete as applicable)?
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Oh, no doubt.
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“Ireland has not had a hurricane in hundreds of years…”
…Apart from the Night of the Big Wind in 1839, the Big Snow in 1947, Hurricane Charley in 1986, Hurricane Katia in 2011… I could go on.
JournoAngie – worth every penny. Keep those donations coming, folks 😀
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Be a pity if it blew her house down.
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I huffed and I puffed….
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Tragically, this hurricane has now killed three people. Still think the warning was over-cautious, Angie?
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I noticed on Twitter that the roof was ripped off a school gym. Glad all the kids were safe at home.
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We can but hope!
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I wonder if it’s a punishment from the good Lord to Angie for using his name under false pretences
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Erm….heavy drinker and stoner who sees angels. Excuse me if I think this person’s judgement about serious issues, like Hampstead, might be a bit dodgy…..
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Check out the last line of Paedogilvy’s latest post. What an utterly repugnant excuse for a man. I do hope his daughter doesn’t read his death wishes, death threats, lies and misogynistic rants. Hardly role model material, is he? Disgusting little creature:
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I’m quite happy for him to think I’m some one else, the person he’s talking about isn’t even bothered about any of it any more, but I think may be secretly he still fancies her.
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I really have no idea who Mackie is, or what he pumped, was he a fireman? Poor Malkie love sick again lolzzzzz
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Oh my God, Sean Hughes has died 😦
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41632761
Great comedian, only 51.
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Oh no! 😦
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Remember I once JOKED about how Angela probably thinks ‘The Manchurian Candidate’ was a documentary? Well, er…
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Wins Young Journalist of the Year (allegedly) but can’t work out how to use Yellow Pages. As JournoAngie would say, #Hmmmm
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Looks like Angela’s shit finally backed up on her.
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Looking for more material to publish more like.
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I always said she was tapped.
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So finally the Good Lord has caused her a flood, she’ll have to get her Arc out of the garage and raid the nearest zoo, oh I forgot Belinda wanted to do that some time ago, and put paedophiles in it.
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I thought this was perfect for Abe…. we should all get him a set!
“It’s coming up to that time of year, and so if you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the Freetard in your life, you couldn’t do any better than this. Not only do these flipflops pay tribute to the contents of his roll-up, when he crosses his legs, a secret he’s been trying to keep is unwittingly disclosed …”
(originally posted by mufc1959)
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Well, speaking as a PE teacher, I am delighted to see the “DO PE” mantra being promoted with such enthusiasm. Steve, your contribution to addressing the child obesity issue is laudable.
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Blimey, she only asked for a bloody plumber, Linda. LOL
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People are known to have disappeared into pipes. I hear there is a huge lizard fellow called Bowser who is often on the look out for princesses to take to his castle.
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I burst out laughing when I read that! Hilarious!
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Yes. The Skank of Oldcastle trolls the sewer for crap to spew and the whole town has her dirty number. That plumber better watch his crack around that hussy!
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