And then along came Mary…

There we were, having a nice civilised discussion about being nice civilised people, when next thing you know, KABLAM! We are slapped between the eyes by a post on Angela Power-Disney’s Facebook page, accusing us…well, not exactly us, probably someone else now that we think of it, of…actually, we’re not completely sure what we (or they) are being accused of, but whatever it is, it isn’t nice. Or civilised.

Even more odd that to our knowledge, we’ve never written a single post, complimentary, derogatory, or otherwise, about the person doing the complaining.

However, you know Hoaxtead mobsters. They can never be accused of letting facts stand in the way of a good rant. Or, as it happens, a very bad rant.

All right, so first Mary would like to establish a few basic facts.

1. She is not an open-minded person.
2. She is also not a narrow-minded person.
3. She seems to think of herself as a “little goldilocks self”, which conjures an odd image for a supposedly grown woman, but who are we to complain? [Sez the coyote—Ed.]
4. Oh wait, sorry. She’s actually a very broadminded person. Broad but not open. Got it.

Here’s where it gets tricky. See if you can follow along:

Theres alot of sh*t starters in this world that function under the ASSumption that because I dont happen to lack clearly defined boundaries or share their viewpoint, then this must mean I’m open for their targeted attacks and wont bother to do anything.

Here’s our best attempt: “Some people believe that because Mary doesn’t lack (in other words, she does have) clearly defined boundaries, or share their viewpoints, this means she’s open for”…no, wait, that’s not right.

Actually, we have no idea what she means.

Also, anyone have a clue what a “fake ass” profile is? We’re thinking pseudonymous donkey, but this one’s up for grabs.

Smile and nod, people. Smile and nod.

Okay, so having said that her non-lack of clearly defined boundaries doesn’t mean that she can’t accept whatever it was she was talking about back there, she now says that whatever we didn’t think we weren’t reading was 100% WRONG.

Fine, no problem. Let’s move along.

By the way, does anyone happen to have any paracetamol?

We’re glad to hear that Mary laughs about bullsh*t. So do we. Isn’t that nice? We have something in common!

Ah, but apparently she doesn’t like it when the bullsh*t has nothing to do with her. She only likes self-referential bullsh*t, then? Noted.

And oh, dearie dearie dear…it seems that Mary thinks someone has been attacking her because she’s been defending someone else who’s been a repeated target of some other attacks…my goodness, that sounds terrible! Who could do such a dastardly thing?

Whoever it is should be vewy, vewy careful, because Mary thinks that publishing her diatribe on Facebook is the equivalent to nailing it to the cathedral doors: it counts as a public notice, which means that whoever she thinks she’s talking to ought to be aware of it.

Then she says something about how “ibed anonymous persons” who may or may not have been “unwitteningly enticed”, which quite frankly is a bit too much information for us.

Really, what she chooses to do in the privacy of her own home is none of our business. And she may entice whoever she likes, unwitteningly or otherwise, just so long as she and the anonymous persons don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Ah, we think we might finally be getting to the meat of the matter. Mary wants someone called “Hoaxstead Research” to CEASE AND DESIST from their “persistent actions”. What actions would those be? Beats us.

Like many of the unwitteningly challenged folk who have promoted the Hampstead SRA hoax in the complete absence of any evidence that such a thing exists, Mary seems to believe that she is being harassed, emailed, spammed, and trolled…and she won’t have it, do you hear?

It seems those dastardly folk at “Hoaxstead Research”, whoever they are, have unwitteningly driven poor Mary to utter distraction, and if they don’t stop doing whatever it is they’ve been doing, she is going to call a policeman and tell her mummy and they’ll be sorry then, won’t they?

Oh, but Mary, while she might be a non-openminded, non-narrowminded, possibly non-broadminded person, is nonetheless not minded to contact the authorities (yet). She is giving those bad people ONE FINAL CHANCE to cease their illegal activities, yadda yadda yadda allegedly and without prejudice, world without end, amen.

Well, we’re sure that’ll be a huge relief to the nasty people over at “Hoaxstead Research”, whoever they may be.

As for those of us here at Hoaxtead Research, we don’t think we’ve much to worry about: