Thanks to the reader who tossed this one our way: it seems that, not content with seeing Rupert imprisoned, some of his so-called friends have been cooking up some new and innovative ways to ensure that he gets an even longer stay in the Iron Motel.
It all started innocently enough, with one of Wesley Hall’s “do something meaningless to promote a cause because I said so” demands:
(We don’t know about Weaselly’s family, but we must admit that in the Coyote family, predators are indeed fairly prevalent. You might actually say they’re in the majority at most of our family gatherings. However, aside from that one unfortunate incident with the dingo many years ago, we’re generally pretty well-behaved.)
As expected, Debs Mahmindhasleftmeh piped up with a brief rant about lawful EU law, lawful suspects, lawful victims, and lawful lawfulness:
To which Weaselly responded, “Ella NEEDS to come back”. We agree completely, Weaselly. The sooner the better, in fact.
We’re not so sure that Brexit was orchestrated to blot the IICSA out of the news, however. Seems like a bit of overkill to us.
As for anyone having “isolated people like Sabine”…let’s just say she does a fine job of that all by herself.
And then, from straight out of left field, Jake pipes up:
Yes, yes, a petition. Just the thing.
Oh, hang on a sec, our eyeballs have rolled back so far in our heads, they’re stuck. Give us a moment, would you?
There. All right. You were saying?
Oh, this just gets better.
What we need to do is form strategy; give him a platform from within. We’ll send him phone credit and host weekly shows on an evening before the prisons get ‘canteen’ (Hardly anyone’s got credit then to use the phones and they’re free *winky*)… We’ll livestream it and project what happened with him… And what’s happening with the hampstead (sic) case… We need to meet up, can you make it to London next month to chat face to face?
Jake, ever the eager puppy, agrees; Weaselly says,
Yeah, and let me know after you’ve seen him and we’ll set a date. Can Deborah; (sic) Angela; (double sic) Sabine & Belinda come too? And Ray Savage? We need to sit down and talk. And invite everyone else who’s been researching this case. Time for ACTION.
For one horrible moment we thought Weaselly was proposing to drag the entire Hoaxtead mob into Rupert’s cell; then we calmed down and realised he meant that they ought to have some sort of summit meeting to plot their “ACTION”.
We hate to break it to Weaselly and Jake, though: cunning as their cunning plan may be, it is doomed to failure.
You see, there’s this little thing called a Criminal Behaviour Order, and Rupert’s got one. It reads something like this:
Rupert must adhere to the following:
1.To ensure that any website, blog, social media page or any online media outlet of which he has control contains no information about the subject which he has been convicted which includes any matters pertaining to Christchurch school, Christchurch in Hampstead or any of the complainants in this matter;
2. Not to post, promote, link discuss or be involved in any online media about the subject which he has been convicted which includes any matters pertaining to Christchurch school, Christchurch in Hampstead or any of the complainants in this matter;
3. Not to encourage others to post, promote, link discuss or be involved in any online media about the subject which he has been convicted which includes any matters pertaining to Christchurch school, Christchurch in Hampstead or any of the complainants in this matter.
Oh, and according to Rupert, who was under oath at the time, he thinks you lot are completely mad, and wants nothing more to do with your deluded fantasies about Satanic cults and suchlike. He is willing to accept your money, but that’s really about it.
So it looks like it’s back to the drawing board for Baldr—, er, that is, Weaselly and Jake.