It’s been pretty amusing watching Abraham Christie (in his “Free the Hampstead 2” guise) and Kristie Sue Costa flitting about YouTube for the past several days, trying desperately to discredit anyone who dares to state the obvious: the Hampstead SRA case is a hoax, and Abe and Ella are child abusers. Problem is, they’re not fighting with us now—they’re scrambling to maintain their support within the troofer community, where until last week, belief in Hoaxtead had been a given.
Like the fabled little Dutch boy who saw the leaking dyke and, realising that the small trickle could quickly turn into a catastrophic flood, Kristie Sue has been bravely sticking her finger in…and then rushing off to stanch another leak. The problem, of course, is that the single leak has multiplied, doubts are springing up faster than she can control them, and Hoaxtead looks very much as if it’s in danger of being inundated with a flood of rational thought and actual evidence.
So she’s begun rushing around, asking questions like this (we’ve kindly provided the answers for her, as we know she reads this blog regularly to find out what’s really going on):
However, surprisingly few people are buying what she’s selling.
We were surprised, though, that Kristie Sue hadn’t seen fit to inform her massive cadre of fellow nutbars of the terrible crisis of faith taking place—for several days, we kept expecting shrieks of “Apostasy! Heretics! Burn them all!” from her Facebook page or blog. But not a peep.
Perhaps she was having a hard time typing, what with so many fingers in so many dykes. (First joke about “sensible shoes” wins a prize here, btw.)
Finally, though, she saw fit to publish something on her Facebook page yesterday:
Yep, that’s it. This is her grand acknowledgement that the hoax is falling apart before her very eyes, amongst the people she least expected. Does it make even the slightest jot of sense to you?
Nope, not here, either. Perhaps all that frenzied dyke-fingering has frazzled the few remaining functional neurons in her poor head.