Nathan’s bizarre fixation

So Nathan from Lift the Veil seems to have developed a full-on RD fixation: his latest videos feature him rattling on about RD (and yes, we are all him, so break out your #JeSuisRicky t-shirts and wear them with pride), who seems to have infiltrated every aspect of his life.

In this video, for instance, he frets that “unfortunately stuff got real…and had been real before that, just wasn’t aware of that”….”I think it’s all in relationship to RD, cos you can connect the Twitter accounts? All RD”.

No, Nathan, that doesn’t sound unhinged at all. Do tell us more! (And by “tell us more” we mean “please go away and stop embarrassing yourself”.)

What? No?

Oh, fine…here’s another All RD All the Time video. At least, once you fast-forward past the deeply offensive and cruel “Manchester false flag” gibberish:

While Nathan usually allows a (rigidly moderated) YouTube chat alongside his videos, he disabled chat for this one, because he hoped to have people call in from the UK. Sadly, none of the many RDs here at Hoaxtead Research could be arsed, so he got stuck with a bunch of troofers, but hey. He tried.

In this video, we learn that Nathan’s girlfriend (His what then?—Ed.) ditched him. He’d apparently met her via their shared interest in Pizzagate, but eventually she decided that he was too bonkers for her taste, so she gave him the old heave-ho. And then she had the police go round to his house to do a wellness check on him, because she was concerned for his mental health.

Just ponder this for a moment: someone who believes in the insanity that is Pizzagate thinks that Nathan is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. How disturbed does he have to be for this to happen?

In any case, Nathan has now concluded, quite rationally (snicker), that because his conspiranoid girlfriend thinks he’s nuts, this is proof that she was a psy op from the get-go…and the whole thing was arranged by RD.

Yes. He actually says this.

RD cares so much about Nathan that he sent him a girlfriend to…do what, exactly? Create havoc in his life? Steal his Superman underpants? Poison his cat’s mind against him? Who knows?

If we may play amateur psychoanalyst for a moment, the problem seems to originate with Nathan’s unacknowledged longing for RD to pay attention to him—in a manly, pistols-at-dawn sort of way, of course. The fact that Nathan keeps attempting to find ways to talk about RD’s penis is completely beside the point, and we shouldn’t attach any importance to it at all. No, really. It’s perfectly normal for someone who claims to be straight to obsess about another man’s penis. After all, Freud himself stated that all humans are innately bisexual. Nothing at all to be ashamed of, Nate. Seriously.

Nathan also claims to have spoke with Ella recently, and asked her what she needs. Her response, of course, was not “to be reunited with my children because I miss them so much”. Nor was it “to be rid of this greasy midget who keeps droning on about the rite of sodomy”. Her response was, “I need money”.

And thus it came to pass that Nathan, knight in shining armour that he is, vowed to raise some money for Ella—presumably via yet another crowd-funder. Stay tuned—we might be going on yet another crowd-funding protest some time soon.