Abraham Christie’s Mystical Theory of Bum-f*ck Magick

You can always tell when Abraham Christie has been stung by a comment, as he starts reeling off pseudo-mystical twaddle by the arm-load. On Tuesday, he was in a right old frenzy, jamming the comment boxes under Ella’s 9 March video with his usual bunkum—which made us wonder: do Abe’s cult-like followers ever actually read what their tiny greasy guru spews out? And if they did read any of it, would they still think he was the innocent, hard-done-by scapegoat in the Hampstead SRA hoax?

Here’s just a fraction of what he wrote Tuesday (don’t worry, we’ll spare you his long diatribe about Sigmund Freud—suffice to say Abe doesn’t know his arse from his elbow when attempting to parse early psychoanalytic theory):

RITUAL SEXUAL ABUSE MEETS TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL (broken into paragraphs by your friendly editors at HR, because otherwise you’ll want to gouge your own eyes out, possibly with a spoon)

The secret symbiotic relationship between Ritual, Satanic, Sexual Abuse (RSA) and State sponsored Trauma Based Mind Control (TBMC) has been exposed. [Redacted] and [Redacted] of the Hampstead cover up eloquently revealed graphic details of these activities, unaware that they were describing the mechanics of state sponsored Trauma Based Mind Control programs, which have become part of the educational curriculum in many of the world’s schools and pre-schools, in order to create an army of Trauma Based Mind Controlled,(TBMC) slaves for the formation and maintenance of the N.W.O.

With the Monarch (or whichever name they use for an individual project) program the idea is extended to the production of an ARMY of children in whom the soul is crushed who would spy, prostitute themselves, murder or even commit suicide. (Venus Lucifer ) See McMartin pre-school scandal, Jakarta International school, C.I.A. connection, The Franklin Cover Up, Finders, Presidio Military Base, The Detroux scandal in Belgium, the Amidlisa case in France … etc.

Translation:

When Ella and Abe realised that the whole “Satanic Ritual Abuse” shtick was going nowhere fast, they decided to switch horses in mid-stream, and re-brand their product as “State-sponsored Trauma Based Mind Control”. That’s a bit of a mouthful, so they kindly abbreviated it to “TBMC”.

Why TBMC? Well, you see, it turned out that while Abe and Ella managed to get the kids to regurgitate all sorts of salacious details about dildoes, chopping heads off babies, and anal rape, they’d completely forgotten (or hadn’t had time before the cops showed up) to teach them any plausible “cult rituals”. You know, all that “hail Satan” mumbly-chanty stuff you see in Hammer Horror shows? Yeah, that.

So they had to opt for a change in direction: it was no longer “Satanic ritual abuse”, they claimed, but TBMC that was cleverly made to look like SRA. Got it?

THE RITE OF SODOMY
Alternate title: DOCTOR (HON) ABRAHAM JEMAL CHRISTIE’S MYSTICAL FANTASTICAL SCRUMP-DILLY-ICIOUS THEORY OF BUM-FUCK MAGICK

The “Rite of Sodomy” popularised by Alistair Crowley, is central to the TBMC programs. The Satanic, Luciferian, occult, sexual abuse, hypnotism, etc. aspects of the TBMC programs help to obscure the significance of the central tenet of TBMC which is the SATantric Sex Magick,” Rite of Sodomy,” whereby nerve endings at the base of the victim’s spine are stimulated in order to activate the pineal gland/ third eye, giving the child glimpses of Cosmic Consciousness/ Divinity,(Illuminating the Third Eye) thereby“Binding and Controlling” the victims.http://www.whale.to/b/knox1.html

Abe liked the sound of that so much, he said it a second time:

“The Rite of Sodomy” the central tenet of TBMC, promoted by Alistair Crowley, whereby the children/ trainee slaves are sodomised with dildos or other implements in order to manually manipulate nerve endings at the base of the spine, which stimulate the pineal gland, the master gland and the CENTRE OF PSYCHIC AWARENESS IN THE HUMAN MIND, our third eye, giving the subject flashes of cosmic consciousness, allowing the Master/Handler to “bind and control” their “slave”.)

If you’d like to hear him enjoy that just a bit more, here’s the video version. Warning: watch this one hour before or two hours after eating. Management is not responsible.

Right, where were we?

Oh, yes. The pineal gland. Here’s Abe’s take on it:

THE PINEAL GLAND PHYSICALLY AFFECTS EVERY SYSTEM IN THE HUMAN BODY AND HAS THE POTENTIAL TO DETERMINE THE EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION OF PSYCHIC AWARENESS, CONSCIOUSNESS AND EXPERIENCE OF DIVINITY.

Whilst certain abusers may derive some deviant sexual gratification from these acts due to themselves being victims of TBMC or other forms of sexual abuse, the goal is to create TBMC slaves addicted to the manual activation of the third eye. The earlier the “Rite of Sodomy” is performed upon the child, the more effective the programming.

Say what? It seems Abe has been doing a bit of online research, and has stumbled across Henry Makow’s interview with fully fledged American Loon, Marion Knox. Mr Knox (he is indeed a he) claims with a straight face, “The Illuminati is Lucifer’s Church, the mystical body of Satan…Sodomy is like being born again”. Speak for yourself, Mr Knox.

(If you can stand to know more about Mr Knox and his wackadoo theories, you’ll find him on the Encyclopedia of American Loons.)

Now for some big words

Abe has a habit of flipping through a thesaurus before he attempts to write anything, and tossing in random Big Words which are meant to impress us with his Superior Intelligence and Deep Understanding of Things. (Going a bit heavy on the caps, aren’t you? We geddit, already—Ed.)

Unfortunately, he has a concurrent habit of misspelling or misusing those big words, often to great comic effect. (Hoaxtead aficionados might recall the Great Lubricious Caper, or Abe’s persistent and hilarious mashup of “pubes” and “pudenda” into the non-word “pubenda”.)

All right, class, are you ready? It’s Big Word Time. Prepare to be bowled over:

Chronic exogenous stimulation of the pineal gland via the Rite of Sodomy causes the recipient to become dependent upon exogenous stimulation and thereby “Bound and Controlled”. These occult practices; Satanic, Luciferian, Magick, hypnotism, illusion & virtual reality, the use of drugs/potions etc. which also serve to confuse and create non-credible disclosure, are common features in Trauma Based Mind Control cases.

There. He didn’t get that “honorary PhD” for nothing, we tell you!

Abe likes ’em young

He finishes this extraordinary treatise by reiterating his fascination with sodomising very young children:

The Rite of Sodomy is begun before three years of age in order to securely “bind and control” victims, which is one reason why nurseries/pre-schools and maternity hospitals are increasingly targeted. Universities, military bases, schools, churches & private homes are also venues for TBMC programming …and regrettably the local education board Camden HAVE to be aware of these programs. Head Teacher [Redacted] (whom [redacted] and [redacted] testified is one of the main abusers & leading member of the TBMC programs, who has a large port wine stain birth mark covering her thighs and pudenda & a baphomet tattoo covering her vagina), regularly attends Camden Education Board meetings which are also attended by Tavistock representatives.

Having just emphasised the importance of anally raping very young children in order to bend them to his will or bind them or whatever, he contradicts himself by describing e a number of institutions which serve much older children and young adults…but that’s Abe for you. Never one to worry about looking like a moron, until it’s too late.

And finally, the obligatory mention of Tavistock

No troofer essay would really be complete without a nod in the direction of the dreaded Tavistock Institute, where Ella was referred several times in an attempt to teach her to be a more effective, less neglectful parent. (It didn’t take, obviously, as by 2014 she was willing to allow a relative stranger to beat the living daylights out of her children so she could enact her sick vengeance upon their father.) In any case, heeeeeeeere’s Abe!

Tavistock Institute has been the primary TBMC programming centre for England. The Royal Free Hospital at the University of London works with Tavistock Clinic, as well as the Science Policy Research Unit (SPRU) of Sussex University. A large number of Britain’s psychologists, social workers and police are trained at Tavistock. Tavistock has set themselves up as the authority on Ritual Sexual Abuse and Multi Personality Disorder, M.P.D. a.k.a. Disassosiative Identity Disorder (D.I.D.). In other words, the primary programming site, is pretending to be the leading institution working to solve the problem!

We don’t know where Abe got the idea that the Tavistock Clinic (real name: Tavistock Relationships) has “set themselves up as the authority” on the extremely debatable “dissociative identity disorder”, let alone the non-issue of “Ritual Sexual Abuse” (invented ca. 1980, Pazder & Proby). The fact that Tavistock Relationships does not specialise in those issues renders this argument rather pointless.

Actually, his entire treatise is pretty pointless, unless it’s taken as a sort of Mein Kampf moment: Abraham’s personal child abuse manifesto.

We do think it’s important that the police give serious consideration to Abraham Christie’s evident fascination with anally raping very young children.

To date, his known record includes beating, kicking, suffocating, threatening, sleep depriving, and psychologically abusing children and women, but his constant, loving reiteration of his fantasy of anal rape, and his insistence that it must be performed on the very young in order to be “effective”, is very worrisome indeed.