Yolande Kenward declares for Parliament

In a surprise move Thursday, Yolande Kenward (aka Yolande Lindridge, aka Yolande Gordon) declared her candidacy for Member of Parliament in Maidstone and Weald. She did not specify under which surname she would be running.

When we last encountered Ms Kenward-Lindridge-Gordon, she was battling her former allies John Hemming and Belinda McKenzie over the case of a Zimbabwean teen whose mother had spirited him out of the country in violation of a court order. At that time, we had unearthed a trove of emails among the various parties involved in that case, which Ms K-L-G had (probably unwittingly) been forwarding to an open email listserver. As a result, Ms K-L-G accused this blog of “hacking her email”, and could not be convinced otherwise. Not that we’re bitter.

Ms K-L-G is renowned for her obsession with Freemasonry, and believes that Masons have dogged her footsteps throughout her life. We do wonder, just in passing, what the Duke of Kent has to say about the various letters he receives from Ms K-L-G.

When Angela Power-Disney announced her “intel” that Belinda McKenzie was a member of the Order of the Eastern Star (rather like the Ladies’ Auxiliary to the Freemasons), we immediately knew who her source was:

So far, no word from Belinda, yea or nay.

In any case, on the very day on which she declared her candidacy, Ms K-L-G also learned that she was due for another psychiatric evaluation:Curse those bloody Masons and their damned vote-rigging ways! And Ms K-L-G’s friends appear to agree:

Dave Witcher, we really couldn’t agree with you more. As for Craig Turner, does anyone have a Fruitloop-to-English translator handy? We’ve stared at his comments for some time now, and it’s been giving us a monster of a headache:

they cant dismiss the fact so they dismiss your sanity its just being dismissive de smith who is the smith the f at the top of this page will tell you tublacains walking stick the smith master freemason builders the anomaly that has infested the matrix

WEAPON SMITH GUN SMITH GOLD SMITH BLACK SMITH

Erm…sure. Whatever you say, Craig.

But back to Ms K-L-G’s candidacy: in case you happen to have a spare two and a half hours available, she’s kindly put up this very enlightening video about the issues she plans to address as MP. Be prepared: she starts off with a long and vivid description of her hysterectomy…and it goes downhill from there.

A recording of my presentation on corruption in Maidstone, held on 18 June 2016. This shows some of the ways that taxpayers money is being misused all over the UK eg children avoidably in care and adopted, medical accident cover-ups, miscarriages of justice, fake bankruptcies, fake repossessions, politically biased police and election rigging. What goes on in Maidstone is going on everywhere. Council tax could come down. Hopefully I will succeed in the Kent County Council Elections tomorrow and can then start to work on KCC’s 2 biggest budgets ie Children’s Services & Adult Social Care. If not I will submit my nomination forms to stand in the parliamentary elections on an anti-corruption platform – putting the rights of children, patients/the NHS and avoidable immigration via Kent as priorities. Maidstone Police put the interests of big business and the Upper Classes first ie they misuse council tax to ensure that the rich get richer at the expense of the poorest in our society because they refuse to pursue arrests of freemasons.

With a platform like this, we really don’t see how she can lose.